Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2024
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I haven't been given one.
Inigo Montoya
Wenger from Wisconsin
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Don Eduardo Lalo Salamanca
I share the same last name with Obama
Care?
Hong Gildong
Oh come on, we all know OP is just Comrade Wenger, nothing to worry about :)
Joe Dysphoria. I invented it back in the 1880s.
Can I travel back in time and stop you?
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Yes, the multiverse is vast and thus many attempts have been made, but it tends to have side effects.
In the off chance that it does end well, gender euphoria also no longer exists. The concepts of cisgender and transgender do not exist, because they are meaningless.
Attempting to simply kill me while also preventing Joe Euphoria from dying of grief result in [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]. If at this point, Joe Euphoria still exists, humanity will no longer exist as you in this universe would know it.
Attempts to remove gender dysphoria as a concept from the Noosphere before its discovery do successfully prevent the discovery, but tend to cause gender to no longer exist. (Note that this does not necessarily remove sexual characteristics, see Philosophy Tube's videos covering Judith Butler for more info on gender.)
An attempt was actually made in this universe, which was unsuccessful, and led to [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]. Due to the noble sacrifice of MTF Omega-12, the most serious impacts were completely eliminated by 1945, although the permanent 1933 destruction of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft (which did not happen in the time traveler's timeline) serves as a permanent reminder of why the ends don't justify the means when everything is at stake.
I'm Eric Blair, the one ye called a snitch and plagiarist...
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I saw that someone went through and downvoted nearly every comment. Out of spite I upvoted each and every one of those, nullifying their efforts. Praxis!
That was probably our favorite Hoxhaist
nice try, fbi, but i'm not going to let you rule out any possibilities
Mr. T. First name Mr. Middle name is that period. Last name T.
Slim Shady
We were supposed to put fake names as our user names?
My name is Xi, but seeing as communism is when no money, I will not be distributing any of the Xi bucks I owe you. Instead I will pay you back with the people's love.
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My name is Inigo Montoya
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Found you!
Jeff. My name is Jeff.
R. Edward Terence. Ed for short and the R stands for Rupert but I don't really use that name except on government forms. Hence redtea, a play on R. Ed T.
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PaX
I'm not giving out real name.
A three letter agency employee has just learnt about the process of elimination.
(Athel for short)
ah, dangit, i didn't scroll down enough to see if someone already made the same joke
Hey now, just because we're communists doesn't mean we can't have a dozen different brands of the same joke.
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
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Death to America
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