When Occupied Korea has to remind journalists of their job, things are wacky.
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I mean, China has a russian minority for over 100 years now. Nothing too new, really.
Die Linke is dead, all decent members went to BSW. What's left are the culture warriors, zionists and liberals.
Next chancelor will propably be Blackrock Merz who wants WW3 more than anything else. Current Germany is in for interesting times.
Don't forget the usual apocalypse once the first snowflake hits. Suddenly all trains break at the same time!
Another helpfull thing to remember is that during Marx' time, opium was a common part in many medicines. He himself took some opium stuff because of his skin condition to make it bearable.
My dream job.
Cuba is next door to the US and predominately speaks spanish. Spanish is a language in use by millions in the US and Europe. Ergo: No language barrier, double checking smears against Cuba for validty is rather easy.
The DPRK is far from the US and Europe. Next door are Occupied Korea (which has a vested interest and tradition of smearing free Korea) and Japan (parely apologetic about its coloial past). Furthermore, Koreans usually speak korean, korean is spoken by almost no one in the US or Europe and if, the speaker is, thanks to far reaching sanctions on the north, aligned to the south. Korean also has its own writing system. Thus the language barrier is as high as it can get between humans. Sanctioned to hell and back (can't enter most countries), far away (on the other side of the earth for US/Europe) and unique writing system + unique language => No presence in imperialist countries and barely and chance to get some. => slander stands virtually unopposed => fuck-all support
Never underestimate the great satan.
several missions to Kuwait, Iraq, Afghanistan, and California.
Wat?
Ammo does not have a infinite shelf life tho. Artilery grenades can be stored for two to three decades at the most.
You'll find a way. ๐ซก