Momma always said titties gotta squeeze themselves.
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
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They don't taste any different but I still don't like them.
Same with the septum rings.
No hate just disappointment for just how many girls are doing one or the other.
I'm not really sure who likes them other than the people who get them and other people who like those specific piercings for whatever reasons.
It's wild how insanely defensive people get about their piercings and body modifications though, just read through this post or any post like it on reddit.
Like, chill out you freaks. If someone doesn't like your fashion choice, unhinged rants and attacks aren't going to make someone magically start loving metal accessories stuck in your soft parts.
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They don't. Piercing jewelry is usually made from robust materials that are inert in normal conditions, like stainless steel, gold, plastics, and sometimes glass or gemstones. So, no, you don't taste anything, just as you don't taste a plastic cup, ceramic mug, or stainless steel pot.
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Someone with pierced titties please put one of them in my mouth as I would like to test this claim
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why do you know what keys taste like
Warming the key of a car in the freezing winter may have driven me to suck keys. Piercings didn't remind me of such though.
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Tell me you've never sucked pierced titties without telling me you've never sucked pierced titties.
More like: Tell me you've never tasted house keys without telling me you've never tasted house keys.
Tell me you never sucked pierced titties with telling me you sucked house keys
Do you drink toilet water often? Same difference.
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I always wondered if she was lactating and she took the piercing out if it would spray in multiple directions like a titty shotgun.
You do anyway without piercings.
The nipple isn't technically one hole, it's kind of like a porous sponge. After all, mammary glands are just mutated sweat glands, it's a series of holes connected to a series of ducts.
So a lot of people find when lactating that it can spurt in crazy directions from unexpected parts of the nipple.
It was really weird the first time I saw the liquid pooling in 100 tiny bubbles before surface tension merged them
I don’t think that’s how shotguns work. It’s more like a shower head with hard water buildup.
Now I'm thinking of titty pump-action milk-shooting, but the Action Movie pump-action kind
It does.
Uhhhhhhh... ok?
Is this true for other piercings? Asking for a friend
It’s not true for any piercing, so no.
The jewelry should be non-reactive metal, and thus doesn’t have a distinct flavor. Unless you’ve never tasted anything cooked on stainless, in which case you might notice it.
But likely? No.
Only if they’re kept clean
That car has the worst tint job I've ever seen
Its like someone turned an 8 year old loose with a couple of black garbage bags and a hot glue gun
It tastes like house keys.
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