Sufficiently large mushrooms.
this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2024
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Phallusium chodecum
We called them Dead Man's Fingers, but I'm not sure.
Penis Envy psychedelic mushroom?
No, definitely not.
As an aside never eat mushrooms unless you know for certain what they are.
Yes pls
I believe the scientific name is biggus dickus
Everyone making penis comparisons really just reveal that they have tiny micro penises.
Look like fun guys to me
Underappreciated comment.
Bellend mushrooms
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Been a while since I've seen this one
Smegmushroom
"Everything reminds me of... him."
I take it you haven't seen Saltburn.
That’s called grass. There are also some mushrooms in the grass.
I remembered Mr. Garrison's book from South Park and his book "Penis Valley".
Stinkhorns. There's an entire family of stinky dick mushrooms.
I figured. With a shape like that they could only be Phalloides.
Thanks! I finally got an ID on some wild looking fungi I found last month!
They look more like a fungus than a plant
Is fungus differentiated from plants? Honest question, not a smartass one.
The four kingdoms of eukaryotes are:
- Animals
- Plants
- Fungi
- Protists
So, taxonomically, plants are as different from fungi as they are from animals.
Above that is the domains of life:
- Eukaryotes (all of the above)
- Bacteria
- Archaea
Then above that:
- Cellular life (all of the above)
- Viruses
- Viroids
- Obelisks (Potentially. Just announced last month.)
And then you got yer prions, which are just self-replicating proteins, and not considered living, but worth mentioning because they kinda act like it.
They don't self-replicate. They interact with well-folded versions of the protein. Causing them to unfold and aggregate into plaques.
yeah, so they are similar to viruses in that they cant self-replicate because they need something very specific to attach onto to replicate.
Got any links on obelisks? Can't find anything other than articles on Egyptian sandstone monuments
Bloody hell, I knew something was up!
Must go see the doc.
Wild. Thanks for the terminology. I'm about to go down a Google rabbit hole now.
Yes - they are completely different.
I hope to god they at least are still considered flora?
They are not, mushrooms are more closely related to animals
Which is a fact that for some reason I will never be fully okay with.
So that's why they scream and beg for their lives while I'm cooking.
This is the reality, you're making them suffer. You monster
Yes that's what animals and mushrooms have in common.
Homewrecker.
Phallus impudicus? Er, uh... I mean ISSA WEINER!!! HERPA DERPA DERPA!!! 😂🍄🍆💦💦💦
Ooh ... The Rude Dick! (That whole genus has the most hilarious names when translated. Dog Dick ranks up there too.)
Fungcocks, indigenous to your nightstand drawer
Chodestools
Bravo.
Dickweed
Organic nature pegs