Is this another edition of The Simpsons did it first?
this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2024
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Why don't Americans simply not have a larger toddler eat this trigger happy rugrat?
They will grow out of it.
Whoever said taking candy from a baby was easy must not have been American
The solution for a toddler with a gun is an adult with a gun. Or something. Idk, I'm not american.
You've got the spirit though
Article was published in 2017, and gun deaths among US kids has increased 50% since 2019.
Original article: https://www.romper.com/p/a-toddler-has-shot-someone-every-week-for-the-last-2-years-straight-it-highlights-this-huge-problem-28266
2023 update from a different gun research group: https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/04/06/gun-deaths-among-us-kids-rose-50-percent-in-two-years/
We live in hell.
Somebody really needs to do something about this kid.
Glad to see their aim got better
Every sixty seconds, a woman in Britain gives birth. She. Must. Be. Exhausted.
Why would she be exhausted when she has the machine that goes PING! After all it's the doctors who do all the work since they're the experts.
Just stop selling the kid ammo. Problem solved.
All I'm saying is that if bullets cost $5,000 I bet that toddler would have a hard time affording them
You say no to that cute little face!
I would easily say no to his face... but he has a guna nd is willing to use it.
He only uses it once a week though, so just catch him after his weekly kill
Yeah but that's an average, you never know when he's going to double up one week so he can take the next one off...
"it's always midnight somewhere."
What if he got ill, or has an upcoming holiday and has to make up his quota? I am not sure I want to take that chance.
I look forward to his adolescence as a Fortune 500 CEO.
Toddler army UNITE
Jesus Christ! And I thought the Uvalde police were bad!
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