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It's wild that hundreds of years ago, high society women would wake up to put on makeup. They'd literally never be seen without it. Waking up at crack ass morning, wear makeup, then make breakfast.
My wife and I went for a walk and she didn't even wear a bra.
Life is great.
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As an older guy: It's the same picture.
Older guy here. I have noticed that now when I look a beautiful young women I feel envy rather than lust. My thoughts go to wishing I was young again rather than wishing I could "tap dat ass" or whatever. Realizing that made kinda sad, NGL.
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I know jack shit about photo editing, but did this person just de-saturate the colors? The eyes and hair look like they are less vivid. Even the background looks different., less dark and more blue?
Looks like it’s doing more than that since it seems to remove the mascara and added fullness of the lips from the lipstick
The real challenge is to use the app on somebody not wearing makeup.
Do it twice and every woman looks like Gollum.
The ideal form
That’s how you know it’s accurate. Same thing happens if you use makeup remover twice on bare skin.
Using the "makeup remover" app on your date one too many times and then...
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Is it true that you can talk to women? I've never tried it before and I'm 32. I use Arch GNU+Linux btw. Also I've never been outside.
I use Arch GNU+Linux btw.
So does FitGirl, tho. And I guarantee she gets laid like crazy.
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Yeah, it is real easy as well
Just walk up to them and press "X"
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