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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was still Twitter then.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (6 children)

The uterus expands to just under the lungs during pregnancy. It should be possible for some madman (and madwoman) to cause the cervix to dilate and just keep on stretching the uterus until it's long enough.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (7 children)

No one ever seems to discuss which hole this is happening in first lol

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would hope it's not the urethra, though at this point it's really much of a muchness.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What's more dubious is the ability of a penis you penetrate any of the relevant tissues without also suffering injury. Not that it isn't possible, but no way are you going through the diaphragm with human strength, not without also doing serious damage to the penis they're tough, but they aren't jam-through-a-wall-of-muscle tough

Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there's a small chance it wouldn't be hard enough. It's already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it's some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that's maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.

So ramming that thing through even the cervix is dubious. Anal isn't even a guarantee that the cock could tear through intestinal walls. That can happen, but it's rare.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

maybe the visualization in the image is wrong and the long dong is actually bending and folding over itself after reaching the stopping point. Not that I'd know...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Could be, could be. But even hitting the cervix is fornices does not feel good if you're going hard

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Wild that there are so many oversized dicks out there that Dr Chris could make his career from patching ladies back up.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Drops this NSFW link by accident haha oops!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What does this "save" button do? Let me test quick.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

So? What does it do?

Edit. Nevermind. It makes stains on your clothes and around you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have found that the usage of metric and imperial is inconsistent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

That's true, you really have to get up close to see that inconsistency.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

mine made my phone all sticky.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have a scar on my stomach that looks like this scale. I don't know when I can unsee this until then I wholeheartedly hate OOP for this image I'll now see in the mirror (⁠ ⁠・ั⁠﹏⁠・ั⁠)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

Can you add marks like these?

[–] [email protected] 96 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

Meanwhile I've seen videos of a woman somehow taking a dildo in her vagina that should have reached all the way into her chest cavity. I don't know how that works, but it scared me; which meant I had to send it to all my fem friends c:

Edit: they were like, "that's not how vaginas work, what the fuck" and my response was mostly, "I know, that's why I sent it to you lmao"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and as a gay man that’s into fisting i know from personal experience that you can fit an arm up to the shoulder inside your digestive system!

plenty of videos of that online too

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (3 children)

from lilyjunex, she says the dildo goes past the cervix into the posterior fornix , it's done with practice and stretching

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Also the real big ones frequently take the back door. Training can rearrange the corridor.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Here's a Kurzgesagt-esque diagram for some reason:

https://i.ibb.co/v4NtP78h/The-Vaginal-Fornices.png

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cervix? Posterior Fornix? Damn, girl! How many pussies you got!?

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those dildos are usually soft and bendy. not a stake that will force it's way though tissues.

also, Someone show those surgeons those videos.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Vlad the Impaler disliked this

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

Who knows, maybe he would have lost his fortune on the BadDragon website

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

we need the video of the woman with the tape measure saying "this is ok. this is great. This will make me go to the hospital"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

then stich it with those girls who take a massive bad dragon that's bigger than the penetrated line.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those dildos are soft and compressable

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Investment idea: dildos that work like those prop knives that retract

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

given some porn i... my friend... saw, ive seen so many didlos that might as well be

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

"This exxotixx realistic griphon penis is over 3 meters long. Lucky for me, the human intestines measure up to over 7 meters, so this should only get me half full!"

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

10-30% seems pretty high to dismiss

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It makes so much more sense now, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is there a difference between the two different entrances?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Michael from Vsauce, how many holes does the human body have?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

I was with the first doctor until I looked at how much farther up the end of the line is from her belly button and realized I mistook a set of ribs for underboob. Doc 2 has it right.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago

Grant awarded. Have your upvotes. I'll switch the image too!

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