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[–] [email protected] 93 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Three out of four of those corners (including the one in which the gummies are a misdemeanor) are also within the Navajo Nation. Kinda feels like that tribal jurisdiction ought to matter.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I think of the Simpson's episode with sideshow Bob and the 5 corners. I shoot you from here, the bullet passes through there, you die in x and fall into ...

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just saw that yesterday and so I did too. (think of it that is)

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago (5 children)

His pockets are only in two states each. He may be in physical possession of illegal drugs for that one state, but the drugs themselves may not be there. How would that be ruled?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

by the judge beating the shit out of you

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Schrödinger’s weed

[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Technically they're on his person which is how possession is usually defined.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he was spinning around at the time.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Love me some Four Corners mischief. There is usually a food truck there serving Native American frybread - delicious!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I miss fry bread sooo much. I always try to tell people it's like funnel cake but simpler. I haven't had it since I've been to Havasupai.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Do they sell "Indian tacos?" I had that when I was working at a local TV station shooting news footage of a regional powwow and it was awesome. Taco ingredients on the frybread you're talking about.

I'm not meaning to be culturally insensitive. They called them Indian tacos, not me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Yes, American Indians prefer to be called Indians, not native Americans. You’re not being insensitive.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I never thought of it that way, but yeah. Except you eat it flat with a knife and fork.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

We're calling them freedom tacos now you god damn xenophobe.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago (5 children)

What happens if you get an abortion on that spot?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (3 children)

In his order, abortion is: Homicide after 15 weeks and before a 24-hour waiting period, Legal at your convenience, Legal at your convenience but only if the mother is in danger, Homicide after 18 weeks and before a 72-hour waiting period.

The only way to perform an abortion on that spot that is 100% legal is if it is done before 15 weeks, after waiting 72 hours, and the mother's life is in danger.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Clouds will form over the spot as a warm wind blows in from the southeast. Flecks of rain will fall and a slow rumble will build from below as the ground shakes and a hole appears from the fallen ground. A representative of each will be sent: a sheriff, an artist, a socially conscious libertarian, and a racist.

They will each give you one gift and then the sheriff arrests you and takes you to be judged by the racists. The others watch on in quiet disapproval, to the abortion or the arrest it isn't clear. The racist then says "As foretold, the skies open and you're on trial in another state."

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thermonuclear annihilation

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