It's either more or less than 25%, depending on whether he has the gummies in his left, right or back pocket.
this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024
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Yes, i always document my crimes.
“Those where theoretical gummies to proof a point”
Thats why they are “in his pocket” and now openly On display.
Could also argue my left leg and pocket didnt cross the border, only my right did.
Habeus Corpus. Any judge would laugh a prosecutor out of the court if this was the only evidence.
Then they would probably be fired.
What about credit card statements showing purchase history from a dispensary, smartphone location data of him going to said dispensary, Google account search history of searching for "dispensary near me" and ai facial recognition - assisted cctv footage of him buying it? I'm pretty sure the government can get that stuff fairly easily.
If you're going to be incorrect at least know what Habeus Corpus actually means.
"Yes your honor but is there any evidence that my client was actually in possession of the marijuana"
I would not have posted this. The long dick of the law makes an echidna's look normal.
I think it would be pretty much impossible to prove he had gummies in his pocket at the time. I also don't know that Stephan Pastis is the right person to make an example of.
he also didn't specify what kind of gummies
They could have been caffeine gummies and he was talking about them being illegal in the eyes of the LDS church in Utah.
Err... I meant DUMMIES! These damn dummies in my pocket ...
However, he is crossing 3 state lines in the process, breaking federal law.
running in circles at the 4 corners smoking a spliff so i can get the felony high score
Did he not break federal law when purchasing them? Or is it just the sale of that is federally illegal? Never bothered to look.
If they were made with hemp grown in compliance with the 2018 farm bill, they should be federally legal. Places ship hemp derived gummies across state lines all the time.
Crossing state lines is interstate commerce, and that is federal jurisdiction.
Transporting across state lines is weird and federally regulated.
Cannabis as a whole is federally regulated.
But they defer to the states in legal states.
Man my brain is toast.
I was scratching my head wondering which state would ban gummy bears and why no one in the comments seemed curious about that.
Then I realized weed gummies.
Nah man, Utah made gummy vitamins a misdemeanor to ensure kids wouldn't get tricked into enjoying them. /S