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Don't buy sharpies, they sent cuntmp that stupid giant one. Buy better.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it . . .
The overlap between people who would put these signs up and the people who shoot other people merely for appearing on their doorbell cameras is pretty wide.
I support but do not recommend this type of vandalism.
it's probably less illegal than stealing signs.
Especially if you're using duct tape or something, it's hardly even vandalism at that point.
Where would I get such a sign for my yard? For pride, you know.
What about a white sharpie though? They used something white on the capital C and E to make them into I and S.
False advertisement! I want my money back!
Spray paint is easier.
And much faster
In case anyone seriously considers doing something like this, you should know that vandalizing or removing political yardsigns is a misdemeanor in every state and can carry fines of $1000 and up to 90 days in jail per sign.
Sharing the meme is pefectly legal though.
I'm guessing it's also illegal to add funny signs?
Wouldn't it only count to political signs placed by the party in question? I don't think making your own sign would count. That would just be normal vandalism wouldn't it?
Making your own sign wouldn't be vandalism at all. That would just be subject to local ordinances about displaying signage.
I mean altering someone else's homemade sign on Their property.
If it's your sign you may do as you please with the sign. Displaying it in your yard may be less straightforward, as it may no longer count as a political sign and fall under a local sign or art ordinance. Probably.
I meant altering someone else's home made sign
Should be legal to modify any signs on your own property, though.
Yup
It might also be legal to distribute your own parody political signs
Sign is 4 years old, and MAGAts want to hang Mike Pence because he didn’t go along with the failed coup.
MAGAts want to hang Mike Pence
Is that what we're calling pumping now? Hanging Pence? Whatever floats their boat.
maga crowd wants well hung Mike pence. Got it.
Yeah, so make sure not to get caught
Pence isn't his running mate this time, wouldn't work.
Guess you missed the VP announcement, it's Jonathan Fatcock
Omg, you had me in the first half!
Not this exact one necessarily, but the idea is still valid
Pssh, nah, of course he will run with the same VP from before! Or did something happen to make his VP not trust him for some reason? 🤔
I still see so many of these flags flying and bumper stickers everywhere though
I don’t wanna gag. I wanna straight up choke. Give it to me hard.
The only thing we need to give you hard is a Bible and choke you with the Holy Spirit 😤
You didn't even mention the best part: how hung Jesus is!
He hung on the cross for our sins 😤
Think spray paint would work?
You'll probably gag on spray paint, so yes.
For best results, hold a lit match in front of the spray nozzle.
Blue duct tape would be faster.
Would also need white tape or white sharpie to get the final E in Pence to be an S as well
There we are, I knew someone would streamline this for the masses.
Thanks
If it's removable, the police probably may take it less seriously as it's hardly damage
Unless they are right wing chuds that want to send a message
Blue painter's tape, then.
I like the way you think
Unfortunately, that's a Trump|Pence sign, so this is a bit out of date. The notion is still a valid one.
Exactly, it's the thought that counts. Can probably come up with something fun for whoever he does pick