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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Floxas gonna absolutely kill at college football

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

But the target of basically all the hurricanes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

It's not actually all that differently stupid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I feel for Louisiana getting lumped into Floxas, run by the mutant abomination AbbSantis.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Sounds more like a new line up of pharmaceuticals for the treatment of those suffering from delusions of grandeur and acute narcissism

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Maintana most beautiful state

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Bullshit. I just moved from Oklahoma to California to escape the hell hole that is that backwards ass state and I'm not reincorporating.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

You have ascended to heaven. If you ever feel stressed, just remember that the people you left behind are still playing in the mud and catching exotic third world diseases.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is that why you hate the internet?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The Internet would be great if it wasn't for all the other computers attached to it.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Residents of Floxas notice no change.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I think it becomes the most populous state

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I was about to say—we lost the panhandle, and nobody realistically knows what lives there anyway.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Fuck that. The Northeast created this country and we're not gonna be erased.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

So a track record of treachery and treason?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (4 children)

you also created new jersey, take some fuckin responsibility for your sins

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (3 children)

One line would be enough: to divide North from South.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

You need 4 lines. North East, South West, Wastelands.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think we tried that once.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At that time only the South wanted independence, now it might be that both parts would rather live on their own.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

These welfare queen red states would turn into Somalia in short order. If I can't make it back to a blue state before the borders close I'm going to fucking kill myself.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

bible belt and sane people

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Insular, gossipy, ugly, unintelligible, poorly dressed crazy religious dumbfucks and normal humans who actually have empathy and can accept their town gaining new residents without throwing a redneck tantrum about it every day while said new resident occupies free real estate in their moldy swamp brains.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Right thooooo

ugly, poorly dressed

meh ain’t hurting nobody

unintelligible

little our fault innit, also don’t wanna punch down

Get your emotion though not denying your feeling :)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

From my perspective it's punching back. But there are always exceptions to the rule. My philosophy is "give respect, get respect", not "viciously slander, patronize and exclude outsiders until they break yet somehow still feel entitled to their kindness and expect them to suck you off and inflate your already over-inflated ego".

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