Flower petal distribution.
Like a voronoi grid with limited colors, each color a state. Every state would have a bit of everything.
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If Dr Suess was in charge of naming the states:
Fixed.
"Where you from?"
"Middle"
as an Oregonian I 100% accpt the decision to merge us with Warshington
Now I want to see this cross referenced to a population map and overlay major cities and show us the population of each new state and what cities would be in each.
this unironically looks like how some colonies used ro be divvied up. fitting for a colonial empire.
Could they at least be an alphabetical order!
As a resident of Floxus, I propose we make the creeping phlox our state flower.
(It smells like rotting skunk.)
isn't that the shit that Trump smells like?
Flopsweat and diaper rash cream
Americans are so dumb when it comes to timezones we could just assign Maintana to GMT+5, Washconsin GMT+6 and so on downwards. It wouldn't make any difference to them and it'd be a lot more fun for the rest of us.
True story: "The meeting is at 1500 EDT". "Your state is currently on EST so if I turn up at the specified time I'll be an hour late. Are you sure it's 1500 EDT and not 1500 EST?" "Yes, definitely 1500 EDT". /me turns up at 1500 EDT to find the meeting has already finished.
I misread IDOTA as IDIOTA.
no that's floxas
Which sports team am I supposed to root for with this map? Do you expect me to make a careful analysis of team history and current lineup? Or do I pick the one in the state I was born in like a normal person?
What's the timezone in Missorado and also historians will debate if that was eldorado just so you know.
Utucky
No u.
I feel like idiota would be overcrowded
There's precedence in Connecticut history
https://medium.com/@andyvillanueva_maps/long-long-connecticut-a6e014c52261
Alascanada?
Hawacuba?
Floxas made me lol
I like how the map shows the curvature of the north border (49th parallel), meaning all these lines bulge north in the middle.
You should sort them in alphabetical order, my European brain won't be able to remember them otherwise
You just gotta remember the mnemonic for them!
Many Wild Owls In Winter Never Make Unusual Noises, Always Calm and Focused
But that's just taught to us in class as little kids so I forget it's not second nature for the rest of the world!
And put them all to a catchy jingle
Split it along the time zones instead. Less states and simpler administration. Washington DC can be its own time zone just to mess with people.
I especially like IDiOTA
Also
America's borders
USA borders.
I think “America” implies a hierarchy, dominance, and soothes their egos though
Yup. They misappropriated a continent's name to feel more important. Otherwise they would feel smaller than Australia presumably.
“America” is a shortened name for “United States of America,” in addition to the name of the continent. It can be both, you know.
Just saying USA has less syllables and letters.
But we don't have to like it
Edit: fine, I guess we're obligated to like it.
Believe it or not, those two terms are used interchangably and somehow no one gets confused. A continent AND a country can both have the same name without the world ending.
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