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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wonder what the pre/post climate change one will look like.

Still had plentiful food. Power worked all the time and we had air conditioning. The theofascists hadn’t started their holy wars yet. Everyone was still alive.

This was the last time we were happy.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

pre/post climate change

the 1% will sell their condo on the beach and move into their air bnb in the mountains, while proceeding to buy up multiple other properties in the area, driving out the locals who can't afford a house anymore.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It 1,000,000 BC

Ug just got new rock. Ug plays with rock.

Ug friend Og comes to cave. He has clubs. Ug main concern is being eaten by dinosaurs.

Ug didn't realize that it would be the last time Ug was happy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Last time a human was happy

FIFY

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Ug eaten by giant sloth the next day.

Humanity exterminates giant sloths

Giant sloths no longer able to bring about the Utopian Civilization that was promised

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Dinosaurs and Neanderthals did never coexist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

c/BirdsArentReal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

What makes you think Ug was a neanderthal?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah? Try and explain this:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

...I may have failed my history quiz.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

thats what capitalists want you to believe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I am too old

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Like the "nobody wants to work anymore" phrase, there's a version of this post for pretty much every generation.

The constant variables are the age of the author and audience with whom it resonates, not the specific changes between the two time periods.

In 6-8 years or so we'll see a new version about TikTok and late night sessions with ChatGPT doing your homework as the good ol' days that have now been ruined by adulthood.

People coming of age with the harsh realities of life will lament their loss of childhood until humanity's final days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

everything was better when you were 13.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I suspect people view their childhood and/or late teens through rose colored glasses, they remember the isolated moments of joy without the surrounding context, I remember being stressed about exams, unsure about the future, unsure of even my own identity, plenty of other concerns, but sure I enjoyed a few sleepovers and gaming sessions with friends but when we're remembering those days fondly it is from a safe perspective knowing all those concerns were resolved in a positive way, a survivorship bias, those that "failed at life", became homelessness/suicide(drugs etc), aren't here to reminisce with us all about the "simpler" times.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

The constant variables are the age of the author and audience with whom it resonates, not the specific changes between the two time periods.

People coming of age with the harsh realities of life will lament their loss of childhood until humanity’s final days.

I agree with your sentiment, but a possible evolution is that "the happiest time of your life" has gradually pushed younger. Young adulthood used to be that sweets spot people would be nostalgic about. You had a low skill (and low expectation) job and a cheap apartment. You got paid decently and multiple pathways for upwards mobility were available. Marriage and home ownership were obvious futures for you in the years ahead. You had the freedom of adulthood to make your own choices, without having the weight of the entire rest of your life on your shoulders. Your friends were all in similar situations. Nostalgia was around drinking too much on a beach during sunset or around a campfire in the middle of a forest. Perhaps traveling to distant destinations for simple exploration and adventure in one friend's clapped out (and paid off) car.

Now, as in the meme posted, the "ideal" nostalgia is being under the umbrella of your parents. Your parents roof. Your parents money. You not able to make adult choices for yourself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

People are always determined to be unhappy. Of course there's reasons to be unhappy about the state of the world today but it's not as if 2015 was a gold period of human history either.

On average things were definitely worse in the past. I would definitely not want to live in the 1950s for example.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It's not like it was fantastic back then, but i remember in 2016 people claimed it was the worst year ever and it will never get better, because some rich people died.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

until humanity’s final days.

Damn those last kids, they'll never know what we had to deal with!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I might had good moments in my life, but I never really felt happy or satisfied with it. But on the other hand I know that people had a lot worse life, so I always tried to not be obsessively negative about it and I always try to go forward, and make at least some sense out of it.

Anyway, life is life (na-na na-na-na).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Have you tried jerking off?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

People tend to overrate happiness. It's a good goal to strive for, but you cannot be happy all of the time. It's physically impossible, if you experience a happy sensation for too long your mind resets the baseline.

There's pretty good evidence to suggest that billionaires for example are not demonstrably happier than someone who is simply well off. If you have enough money that you can live comfortably and you're sick, that's basically your lot. It doesn't get better than that from a happiness point of view, can have nicer stuff but it won't make you happier.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

We as a society have been failing our billionaire class by not taking all of their money and assets away, so that they can once again have something to aspire to, and experience the moments of happiness that come from climbing the wealth ladder. Their mental health is suffering, as a result. Just look at how they behave in public, and their covert cries for help. It's a damn shame.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

2013 was when I had a full on depression after the sudden death of my father in 2009.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Reee kids get out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

2013, a yes, rampant school bullying and disappointed family. Nah fam, angry birds and bad piggies weren't better than my current life. My family at least acknowledges that I'm a functioning adult now and all the school assholes are working minimum wage/are ruined drug addicts, because they don't realize that being a massive piece of shit is awarded only in school and not in real life. I have a lot more freedom now than ever. The fact that I now understand that the world is on fire is a lot better than thinking my world is over before it began and never should.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

thats funny the assholes that i know have only gone up in life

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Same here. The local business owners and politicians.

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