Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It 1,000,000 BC

Ug just got new rock. Ug plays with rock.

Ug friend Og comes to cave. He has clubs. Ug main concern is being eaten by dinosaurs.

Ug didn't realize that it would be the last time Ug was happy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Last time a human was happy

FIFY

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Ug eaten by giant sloth the next day.

Humanity exterminates giant sloths

Giant sloths no longer able to bring about the Utopian Civilization that was promised

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Dinosaurs and Neanderthals did never coexist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

c/BirdsArentReal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

What makes you think Ug was a neanderthal?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah? Try and explain this:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

...I may have failed my history quiz.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

thats what capitalists want you to believe