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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16157729

Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 11 months ago (11 children)

Do they know that there are also straight women, or have they just not been shown any interest from them?

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (14 children)

Events the conservative carpetbagger is hawking include “Truth seeker” nights, “Conspiracy Theory Trivia” with an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle as a prize, “Open Carry Coffee” mornings with holstered handguns, and “Worship Nights” along with Bible study groups and a “Christian Singles Mingle” mixer.

A “Nefarious Vaccine Agenda” event and an upcoming “NASA Lies and Flat Earth” presentation fill out the bar’s way-out bill of fare.

Hate to disappoint, sir, but this was one bar my queer ass was never going to end up in anyway.

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 11 months ago (6 children)

So two gays could just come in and say they are friends and get two free beers?

But straight women couldn't get it for free

I guess it's more: "we only want men"

[–] [email protected] 79 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I guess it's more: "we only want men"

That sounds a bit gay NGL.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This would be hilarious if it was a gay bar. Maybe the kind with the people walking around in assless chaps.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Assful? Asssome ?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I will defer to your experience.

Just one question. What about those guys who need some support?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Well you wear the chaps with a jockstrap, easy

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

It’s a trap!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

This seems to track for Idaho. Super large Mormon and white supremacies population there

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This seems onion-y to me. I hope y'all agree.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago
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