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Kyle Rittenhouse Tells Native Americans They Can ‘Leave’ If They Hate America (newsone.com)

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 months ago (7 children)

STOP. GIVING. HIM. ATTENTION.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I have no idea who the fuck he is

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (4 children)

He's 21 years old & also he's gotten a lot of fame. We can't expect lots of great wisdom from him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He's the Ryan Lochte of whatever it is he does. Except I guess Lochte was good at something.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Middle school dropout clinging to a gun and living 24/7 in fully consuming fear that people find out he's just a frightened child (which of course, everyone already knows)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (3 children)

he has such a punchable face, my right hand starts itching every time i see a picture of him

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Lol I was thinking this exact thing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He'd shoot you.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

that little bitch would be dead before he could get his hand on the trigger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (4 children)

That's what the guy he killed thought.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

He should follow his own advice and gtfo

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I hope they use that thumbnail of him pretending to cry in court for every shitty article they write about him.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

One day it’ll be in his obituary

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

The quintessential "Piss Baby"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If Kyle Rittenhouse doesn't like Native Americans he can leave.

No, wait, other countries don't want to deal with the US's bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We don't have to send him to another country. Just put him on a raft in the middle of the ocean.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

great pacific garbage patch, population: nazis

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Did he cry about being forced to do that too?

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