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Kyle Rittenhouse Tells Native Americans They Can ‘Leave’ If They Hate America (newsone.com)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He'd shoot you.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that little bitch would be dead before he could get his hand on the trigger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's what the guy he killed thought.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ok. live your life in fear of conservative dweebs then.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not kicking a beehive is not living in fear of bees.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Long story short, shoot him first, then punch him

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If you've already shot him, I'd say piss on him.