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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Someone needs to ask Netanyahu what he thinks antisemitic means

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm waiting for the day where he says reading the Torah is antisemitic.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (6 children)

No, you know what's anti-semitic? Defiling your ancestors by being a fucking genocidal Nazi.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Netanyahu says it's antisemitic

Learn a new trick, fuckface. This one doesn't work anymore. People are going to start responding to accusations like this with "so what?" because the word has been watered down to such a ridiculous degree that it is no longer meaningful.

And that's really dangerous because it provides cover for actual antisemitism against Jewish people.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

So does Destiny! They should hang out.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

Every day that word gets cheapened to the detriment of Jewish people everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why are none of these evil dictators just dying of a heart attack already?!? Let's gooo!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

But there's the CIA heart attack pistol from the 70s

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

certainly no death note that's for sure

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or maybe there is one and it just really fucking hates us, but we'll likely never know.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think, if so, we'll know soon enough.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If there was a god, the "chosen people" wouldn't need an Iron Dome, just clasped hands, and they certainly wouldn't need hospitals paid on the American dime.

The loudest proponents of faith always need some kind of non-faith based material resource, strangely enough.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

"God demands that you give me all your money and work slavishly under me..for reasons!"

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wow, the "that's antisemitic" saying really is an all encompassing get out of jail free card.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I feel so bad for any Jewish people who don't support this shit. There's gonna be multiple generations of actual antisemitism spawned by Israel's actions and the fact that the American deep state is obsessed with supporting them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And will Likud have cried wolf enough that people start to disregard antisemitism entirely?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

It's a masterkey unlocking all doors now

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

What a cancerous sore.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, Israel is so super ethical. They one try on women's lingerie because it keeps them from getting shot. They only starve children because those children will become terrorist. They only shoot people seeking aid or food because they're seeking aid or food. What would you do if someone wanted water? Not shoot them? Are you insane?!

This comment is sarcasm. Fuck Israel and the IDF.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

IDF just checking out the stats msfw

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