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[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

How to make a nail bomb (with step by step instructions) for use in a terrorist attack.

Please hurry.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago
  1. trim the nails
  2. with an Emery board, lightly scuff the nails
  3. put on a solid base coat or a layer of builder gel
  4. decide on a key phrase that will do maximum damage, like "work harder" or "no handouts" or a similar 10-character phrase
  5. paint on letter on each finger
  6. show your fingernails to someone at any political rally
  7. die a martyr in the service of capitalism
[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

If I stick my finger in someone else's but, will it be me with the finger stuck in the but, or that other person?

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You are currently growing a hamster fetus inside you. If you consume any water based substances it will likely terminate the pragnetcery induction unceremoniously. I would advise twerking near the microwave whilst making pizza rolls to warm and rock the early formation for best results. Deliver the pizza rolls to your top, as they can still consume such.

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Was I a good search engine?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

I'm told you were the best.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

M231 FPW for sale black market

(Do not ask)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

DuckDuckGo is out?

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Weil sie nicht wissen ob sie Essig sind oder nicht.

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