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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Thats what religion is supposed to do. If only it would stop at that....

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Picks up bleach.

What the fuck does that mean clippy?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

* Goes outside *
* Tries to fly *

I think I've been lied to on the internet...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The problem is you keep, too accurately, hitting the ground. You have to miss.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean that's what the wright brothers did, they went outside and just tried to fly until they could

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Yeah but they started off by being Wright.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Damn this hits a kittle close to home... maybe i should go outside and try eating dirt?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Nothing is true.

Everything is permitted.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But not everything is beneficial.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Jesse, what the hell are you talking about?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean the taste of the dirt is kind of the warning?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Broccoli is one of the worst things you can eat! It even tries to warn you with its horrible taste!"

"...I like broccoli."

[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

So why should there be any guardrails for the President?!?!

BURN IT ALL DOWN! MAGA 2024!!!

/s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's what parents are for.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah, but have you considerd trauma? You might regret your choice for the rest of your life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Oh fuk. This hits home.

Lemme tell ya kids…

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Nah. Unless you have a severe condition like psychopathy or some other neuro divergent state, your brain is pretty consistent with giving you warnings. These take the form of "bad feelings" and second guessing. Most of us just choose to ignore them and then begin the mental gymnastics, altering the chemical pathways to justify and continue the behavior.

Does not necessarily apply to financial decisions because this is an artificial system with no basis in reality, brain is not wired to assess properly. Also why it's easy to con people so easily. No natural defenses.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I don’t know, some of us (not me) have pretty good instincts when it comes to resources. We are aware that money = resources. The system by which we get resources may be artificial, but it seems to me a pretty natural thing for an intelligent species to put together. Not everyone can do the same thing, we’re not like ants where we have defined roles (at least not obviously). Money kind of seems like a natural development in a post specialization world. One thing that can be used to trade for all things. You might not be interested in a shirt for your crop, but you’ll sure as shit take a note that can get you anything you want.

I don’t know, I’m just some uneducated idiot from nowhere. That said, I don’t imagine that money is the final development for our species, at least I hope not.

People would be easily conned if it wasn’t money. I can imagine a world where some jackass walks up to someone and says, “ahhhh! You look like a man who likes to eat! I see you defending that berry bush there, and I don’t blame you. It’s a swell bush. What if I were to tell you that I met a man who can turn just one quarter of that bush into a year round supply of fresh berries. Look at me, look how fat I am. I didn’t get this way eating from one bush for one season. No siree. I got this way because this man shared his secret with me. You let me leave with a basket of berries, exactly a quarter of your bush, and I’ll return with enough blessed seeds to feed you for a lifetime! Your bushes will grow in the dead of winter! You won’t have to stand here defending it anymore. It would take an entire population to rob you of all your fruit.”

We do have natural defenses when it comes to our resources, and that actually explains greed a bit. I’ve known people who are so generous with money they don’t have yet, because it isn’t a resource that needs protecting yet. “As soon as I sell this place I’ll have 2.5 million and I’m going to look out for you.” Gets 2.5 million, never hear from him again. Now that he has the resources, his instincts kick in for him to protect those resources.

Edit: Coming back for a little more because it hit me, I do have instincts about resources. I want to make sure the entire tribe survives, so I spread my resources around as I get them and work for free haha. Damn my instincts. Can’t have shit.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My 16 year old: "I can't wait until I can do whatever I want!"

Me: "I thought the same thing. Turns out it's not as fun as it sounds."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I respectfully disagree. I realize that everyone's experiences are different but I greatly prefer being an adult to being a child.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

23, would much rather be 16 again even if only temporary

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Being an adult got awesome once I developed basic self control

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Windows users first time on linux be like

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

The are you sure message is your parents and peers looking at you like you are stupid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I need to get out more, there's guardrails all over this town. :-/

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