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...from people who seem to refuse to install paredit or coloring plugins for either? ps lisp syntax ftw, it's a feature!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But s-expressions give you power that other syntax doesn't. Data and code as one. Besides there is no other syntax than simply that so it becomes much easier to remember random extra things.

Whitespace on the other hand, I hate with fiber of my being.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Yes definitely. However Rust manages to become extensible and capable of constructing powerful DSLs out of it's macros without using S-expressions. But I still find them prettier than Rust's syntax.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Python has one of the worst syntaxes out there

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

one of my least favorite things about python is semantic whitespace. no need to comment on yaml.

fuck it, parenthesis all the way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This sums up how I feel nicely. No issues with parens...but whitespace...fuck that shit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This post made me go try something in clojure again and man I forgot just how fucking good the language is. Everything fits together so nicely.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (4 children)

So I'm going to say what I always say when people complain about semantic whitespace: Your code should be properly indented anyway. If it's not, it's a bad code.

I'm not saying semantic whitespace is superior to brackets or parentheses. It's clearly not. But it's not terrible either.

As someone who codes in Python pretty much everyday for years, I NEVER see indentation errors. I didn't see them back when I started either. Code without indentation is impossible to read for me anyway so it makes zero difference whether the whitespace has semantic meaning or not. It will be there either way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Most IDEs support automatic code formatting, and doing so on save. Or have it as a github hook.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Of course, but when indentation has a syntactic meaning the formatter often won't be able to fix it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The number of times I move code around and can just press a hotkey to fix indentation though. Not possible with Python.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah, that's definitely a good point. But it's a minor thing. Adjusting indentation takes 2 keystrokes in vim, I barely notice it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

This leads to weird bugs when you change indentation and miss a line or reorder lines. The logic changes. Not too bad when you’re on your own, as Python seems to be intended for. Add multiple developers and git merges and it is a recipe for disaster. With end tags at least you just end up with poorly formatted working code.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It's probably more prone to mistakes like that, true. But in practice I really never witnessed this actually being a problem. Especially with tests and review.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Python decided to use a single convention (semantic whitespace) instead of two separate ones for machine decodeable scoping and manual/visual scoping. That's part of Python's design principle. The program should behave exactly like what people expect it to (without strenuous reasoning exercises).

But some people treat it as the original sin. Not surprised though. I've seen developers and engineers nurture weird irrational hatred towards all sorts of conventions. It's like a phobia.

Similar views about yaml. It may not be the most elegant - it had to be the superset of JSON, after all. But Yaml is a semi-configuration language while JSON is a pure serialization language. Try writing a kubernetes manifest or a compose file in pure JSON without whitespace alignment or comments (which pure JSON doesn't support anyway). Let's see how pleasant you find it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Everyone that prefers whitespaces over parentheses is an animal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Yep! Most of us are even homo sapiens!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

People who prefer significant white space over bracket & brace blocks and semicolons are animals

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

People are animals.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I like them both. But I only use lisp for fun.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

apples and oranges is why

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

Go home OP, you're drunk.

And give us your keys, you've had too much minimalism to drive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Yew, what the fuck

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Clearly, the superiour mode is to just use keyword based scoping (à la Ruby do ... end). When I was a kid I read an OBSCENE MAGAZINE where I saw a Forth program go dup dup dup and I was like "ok so what's the problem here? Things happen and everything is just keywords?" and my young mind was corrupted forever I guess

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

I don't get why people hate semantic whitespace. The whitespace would be there anyway, and if anything it's easier to read as long as you avoid 15 nested if statements, and you're not using a dynamically typed abomination like python.

S-expressions are a hack because the Lisp devs didn't know how to make an actual compiler, and instead had the users write the syntax tree for them. (For legal reasons I am being facetious).

In all honesty, I can understand the reason people love s-expressions, but to me they're just unreadable at a glance.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

S-expressions are a hack because the Lisp devs didn’t know how to make an actual compiler, and instead had the users write the syntax tree for them. (For legal reasons I am being facetious).

Just for anyone thinking you are serious; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-expression I love how S-expression existed.

McCarthy had planned to develop an automatic Lisp compiler (LISP 2) using M-expressions as the language syntax and S-expressions to describe the compiler's internal processes. Stephen B. Russell read the paper and suggested to him that S-expressions were a more convenient syntax. Although McCarthy disapproved of the idea, Russell and colleague Daniel J. Edwards hand-coded an interpreter program that could execute S-expressions.[2] This program was adopted by McCarthy's research group, establishing S-expressions as the dominant form of Lisp.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

And for anybody thinking of implementing M-expressions, look at Wolfram Mathematica, which is the only popular M-expression-oriented language. It turns out that high-level graph-rewriting semantics are difficult to make efficient! (If you want to try, you might also want to look at GHC or other efficient graph-rewriters to see what the state of the art is like outside Planet Wolfram.)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I literally can't see whitespace, it gives me headaches looking for it. With brackets, I can get bracket matching in my IDE.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Semantic whitespace is awful because whitespace (something that you can't actually see) has meaning in how the program runs. Braces { } for scopes gives you the ability to easily tell at a glance where a scope ends. Whitespace doesn't allow for that. Especially, especially when you can accidentally exit a scope (two new lines in a row with Python) and it's not actually an error (Pythons global scope). Yeah formatters and linters make this less of an issue but it sucks... Languages with legible symbols for scoping are significantly easier to reason about, see end symbols in Lua.

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