Anyone remember twitler sniffing like a cokehound all through one of the 2016 debates? Total projection, as usual.
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And that’s basically it!
Drug test em both.
Or: dose them both the fuck up. Let's see the both of them up there rolling like the old lady from Requiem for a Dream.
As long as it’s not the ending scene, please, I don’t think I could recover from that
If it hasn't come at trump's request, I would agree with you. But allowing trump to get this win when it comes to changing the requirements for the debates would just open the door for more demands.
Oh but you just know Trump would test positive for everything Biden's on and a whole lot more.
Says the man who showed up late for one of the debates in one of the last election, presumably because he didn't want to be covid tested.
So Trump is on drugs.
Conservative projection is a confession.
He’s probably been on drugs for decades. He accused Biden of being on drugs 4 years ago.
Conservative projection is a confession.
It's tragic how many potentiall talented drag queens are probably hiding their inner light in the GOP right now. Not just because they would feel better about themselves, but because they would cause less harm, and be more of a blessing to their families.
Wasn’t trump’s White House doc handing out hard drugs line candy?
Christ, this man is an imbecile.
However, drugs are mandatory for viewers.
Please drug test trump 🙏🏻
It's always projection with these people.
Yeah, this is clearly one of those the accusation is a confession moments.
Remember back in 2016 when Trump challenged Bernie Sanders to a debate? Bernie said sure and Trump had to walk it back.
The last thing Trump and his people wants it to have to have him stand up in an uncontrolled setting.
I'll be amazed if these debates happen.
Do the debates, and reveal the results of the drug test (taken by both candidates) DURING the debate. Let's do this shit like Maury.
Can Maury reveal it as well?? I would actually watch it then!
Can Maury moderate it? Bring in some family members before they reveal the test results, maybe some videos played to tell us a bit more about them
Perfect. And throw in a few surprise paternity tests at the same time
I can't wait to see Donny coked up to the gills again so we can all pretend he's not snorting every five seconds into the fucking microphone
Trump has to debate diaperless. First shart ends the debate.
"Welcome to the Biden-Trump presidential debat....and it's over. Goodnight, folks."
Why would you torture the janitor like that?
Can we make the candidates clean it up as a team? I think it would be fun to watch both of them use a mop...together.
Make Trump take a cognitive test issued by a board certified and independent neurologist and gerontologist.
"Bicycle. Giraffe. Football. Umbrella. There, I'm done. Aced it."
"Sir, I asked for your name and today's date ."
That is my name. Uh... Bisexual Zebra...
"And I stand by my answer, Goddammit!"
I'd love for both of them to take one.
With blind live reading of the results
Yes, please. Subject politicians to the same indignities as the rest of us.
But then the results of that would be rigged, too.
Maybe they have to be filmed the whole time 🤔 I wonder if Abbott would let Pornhub operate again if they agreed to film Biden taking a drug test