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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

FFS you're a grown-ass man!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

slaps a pile of Bronze Age parables about tribal conflicts on the far side of the Mediterranean that have gone through a dozen different iterative translations

Its all crystal clear. Jesus said The American Constitution prohibits dressing outside your birth-certificate assigned gender.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you express grandiose delusions you should be sitting in a psychiatric chair. Not a senate chair.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

Well, fortunately he's only a House Rep.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah this blows my mind. If you wouldn't allow a paranoid schizophrenic to hold office, why are you allowing people who think the earth is 6000 years old and dinosaurs aren't real?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

Constant brainwashing and decades of undermining public education.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I believe that Scripture, the Bible is very clear that God is the one that raises up those in authority.

I'm not sure which would be worse: that he didn't think this claim through to its logical conclusion, or that he did and didn't see the problem.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Right? How many mass-murdering psychopaths has God raised up in authority? What an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

I believe that if God gives power to certain individuals, so too can he take it away. Many systems, positions and meanings in society such as caste, authority and regulation are temporary or exist based on a certain set of justifications with a certain set of rules and boundaries. Humanity would be best to learn or perhaps be reminded that there are certain responsibilities that come with leadership, one of those is to lead by example rather than to justify their leadership by an imaginary authority alone.

For example, if we imagine a God as a being of supernatural capabilities, awareness and intelligence, well beyond our understanding, who allows us to live our lives with a certain degree of freedom, would it not be unreasonable to believe that all our current circumstances, everything from our freedom, the truth of certain issues, down to the very matter of this universe itself as it stands is a gift?

Just my two cents

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fuck your religion. Keep that shit out of politics please.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lmao, God has nothing to do with those guys💀

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

god isn't a good guy. he's a villain. they can have him.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (3 children)

If you are talking about olympic gods, sure

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

To be clear there is no god. Also to be clear the stories you have about your god describe a poorly written villain who even if it were real, again it isn't, deserves nothing from humanity except contempt.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Your opinion, your opinion, yeah

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

yahweh's murder count is well over 2 million. he's pretty much the god of murder.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Who am I to judge, right?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah, just the Abrahmic god that decided to flood the world and kill nearly everyone on it innocent or not.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, Noah warned them, so yea-

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey you're gonna die, it's on you now wink

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Not what he said

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them.

Barry Goldwater

Also relevant:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/1981/09/16/goldwater-lashes-religious-pressure/b1caa379-49fa-4e04-82de-dccda6f5e7f9/

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Daily reminder that Clinton was a Goldwater Girl. She's never been anything but a class traitor.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Down voted by milquetoast libs

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What is the difference between this guy and a Taliban officer?

I don't care how much he enjoys talking about his favorite fairy tale novel, congress is not a book club.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Oh, but that's totally different! You see, their holy book is just a bunch of heathenish drivel, whereas our holy book is the one and only god given truth! How do I know? It says so right here in my holy book!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dude really pulled the “divine right” card huh?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The French invented a wonderful device to cure sufferers of the divine right delusion:

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Leaders claiming divinity leave the proletariat no choice but to demand proof