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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you are talking about olympic gods, sure

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be clear there is no god. Also to be clear the stories you have about your god describe a poorly written villain who even if it were real, again it isn't, deserves nothing from humanity except contempt.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Your opinion, your opinion, yeah

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yahweh's murder count is well over 2 million. he's pretty much the god of murder.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Who am I to judge, right?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, just the Abrahmic god that decided to flood the world and kill nearly everyone on it innocent or not.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, Noah warned them, so yea-

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey you're gonna die, it's on you now wink

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Not what he said