Does it say which ten commandments?
this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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- Thou shalt not make a sandwich while at a stop light
- Thou shalt not show up to church just to eat all the Jeez-Its and drink all the wine, then awkwardly leave after drunkenly asking the pastor’s daughter if she wants to bang in the belfry
- Thou shalt indicate and check thy rear view mirrors before changing lanes.
But I have a BMW
In which case you're exempt from the law, Blind Man Wagon.
Even if you're really hungry? Or say it's like a really really tasty sandwich. There's got to be some wiggle number right.
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i fucking hate the south
That's pretty smart The United States is a place for smart people
At least six of those go against the core tenets of MAGA
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