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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)
  1. Thou shalt not make a sandwich while at a stop light
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
  1. Thou shalt not show up to church just to eat all the Jeez-Its and drink all the wine, then awkwardly leave after drunkenly asking the pastor’s daughter if she wants to bang in the belfry
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
  1. Thou shalt indicate and check thy rear view mirrors before changing lanes.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

In which case you're exempt from the law, Blind Man Wagon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Even if you're really hungry? Or say it's like a really really tasty sandwich. There's got to be some wiggle number right.