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https://arxiv.org/abs/2404.10002

Abstract (emphasis mine):

The concept of a 'Ballmer Peak' was first proposed in 2007, postulating that there exists a very specific blood alcohol content which confers superhuman programming ability. More generally, there is a commonly held belief among software engineers that coding is easier and more productive after a few drinks. Using the industry standard for assessment of coding ability, we conducted a search for such a peak and more generally investigated the effect of different amounts of alcohol on performance. We conclusively refute the existence of a specific peak with large magnitude, but with p < 0.001 find that there was a significant positive effect to a low amount of alcohol - slightly less than two drinks - on programming ability.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I absolutely know this is case with my writing. Really helps you enter a flow state. Not to be trifled with, Mitchell and Webb did a sketch on it actually and they also went with "just under two drinks".

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think this may be true for many things.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (5 children)

In my experience I can write more code after a few drinks. However I usually find that the code is of low quality when I check it the next day…

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The Unity office in Bellevue used to have beer on tap in the cafeteria. Idk if it still does what with all the fuckery going on... Maybe one day I'll actually go into the office and I can report back

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Inebriati strike again.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I've found that the best way to utilize alcohol when programming is to code sober and comment drunk. It's a wonderful way to make commenting both fun to write and to read later.

I have tried coding under the influence, but I can't do it. Even small amounts of alcohol makes it really hard to do anything complex. But if it works for you, good on ya.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Also works for customer service. Have a ridiculously minor issue that really doesn't matter but still irks a small part of you and you're too much of a wimp to speak up about? Check your sent folder in the morning after a night of drinking.

Protip: [email protected].

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

I tried coding while 420 once. Could not think straight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Use your time travel abilities more wisely friend.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Surely that's work worthy of an IG Nobel prize?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago

The concept of a 'Ballmer Peak' was first proposed in 2007

where do you thnk it was proposed?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

I'd argue that this is for the XKCD, not the other way around.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I cannot code unless sober from all stimulants except coffee.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Alcohol is not a stimulant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fine, depressant or stimulant.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Depressant or stimulant (except that one stimulant)

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