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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (17 children)

Yes, you agreed to the Terms of Service (aka Social Contract). For people in the USA, that includes the 4th amendment, which explicitly allows law enforcement (living or semi-living) to enter with a warrant. Therefore you have granted permission to enter.

If they don't have a warrant, or if they messed up the paperwork somehow, then they burst into flame.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If we're going by carpe jugulum rules - yes.

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 days ago (7 children)

No a vampire requires permission from some1 inside the house it could be any1 in the house not just the owner. A warrent give legal permission to enter but its from outside the house thus making it useless for a vampire to enter with alone.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If I’m outside the house and pulling weeds and a vampire walks up and I told them to come on in and motion them in the house first can they go in?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

So you need a non-vampire judge to enter the house and produce the warrant from inside, got it!

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 days ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Can also confirm, killed vampire last week. Tree.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago

Can confirm; am vampire

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