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No a vampire requires permission from some1 inside the house it could be any1 in the house not just the owner. A warrent give legal permission to enter but its from outside the house thus making it useless for a vampire to enter with alone.
but jesus is everywhere
What is a pwrson? What if the vampire git a comouter program to intrude every system it could and make every speaker it got access to invite them in?
What if the vampire limitation extends to the digital world? What if a vampire can't be a hacker because they need permission from the admin on the target system?
Okay, so you add human in the loop. Pay some poor fucker in india to press one button.
If I’m outside the house and pulling weeds and a vampire walks up and I told them to come on in and motion them in the house first can they go in?
Why would they need to, are you anemic and lacking in blood? 🧛♂️
Vampires can steal your valuables too! You don't know!
If the owner of a house dies, can't the vampire enter then, bc it's no longer a "home" or whatever?
So you need a non-vampire judge to enter the house and produce the warrant from inside, got it!
[citation needed]
So if I'm walking towards my house after giving one a ride I can't tell her to come on in?
Can confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.
So what I'm gathering here is that you do indeed have vampires inside
Nope, absolutely no vampires here, definitely none at all, no siree. No vmpires in this house.
/blinks franticly at the camera
You son of a bitch
Can also confirm, killed vampire last week. Tree.
Can confirm; am vampire