More saved souls. That's all He wants.
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One of these. Tell him to wrap it around the polar ice caps, with the reflective side facing the sun, before it’s too late.
A serious answer would probably be working another day on bringing paradise to earth. I think that's what jesus' purpose is.
Definitely not Roman wine. Last time we drank that, I got hammered!
Same thing as every year.
A day at the house by himself! No wife. No kids.
A book on ethics
Nothing because he hasn't shown up for anything. He won't even show up to prove his own existence. He's an absent parent.
A threesome, of course.
So, masturbation?
You know that diamond encrusted shit from Roger on American Dad? That. I think God would probably lime one of those.
Fleshlight.
But like one of those pornstar custom ones of the virgin mary
The door of the castle church of Wittenberg with Luther's 95 theses nailed on them.
I'd probably commission some art of Shadow the Hedgehog on a motorcycle holding a gun. The license plate on the motorcycle would say "ALL0FM3". I feel like he'd appreciate that.
Man, I hate shopping for myself...
A large wooden cross, every year, for eternity
a wife that don't cheat.
Get yourself something nice that also looks good on the Holy Ghost and you'll all love it.
A performance in his honor sounds best. Other things seem either rather worldly for him or too difficult such as restoring Constantinople.
A bobblehead, probably
Steak and a blowjob
Super confusing question..
Don't think too hard on this one, Padre.
Whatever I wanted that week.
#justtrinitythings
I'd get Joseph a "The dad that stepped up" mug.
Spare ribs.
Oh yeah, some BBQ and just snicker every now and then, hoping he'll get the pun at some point.