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... I don't like them either (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Suck my entire dick. Y'all wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

https://www.muddybites.com/

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

You'd make bank on unpopular opinions with this one.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago

That chocolate at the bottom is so well loved that a company sells cone ends filled with chocolate.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

That's almost the best part. Some actually have the waffle part entirely coated in chocolate to prevent it getting soggy. Plus thin layer of chocolate plays nice with the vanilla or strawberry inside.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean you're just objectively wrong then 🤷

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Always felt like a feature. The coating and plug always seemed neat. Maybe one lined and plugged with caramel might work, i dunno. I can't think of alternative options for cheap ice cream treats so the concern has validity.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

That's just a bad opinion.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

You could just buy ice cream and cones separately and put them together whenever you want to eat one

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You know soemtimes I catch myself typing furiously and after the 3rd sentence I realize that I really don't give a flying fuck about the whole subject.

Just eat a different ice cream instead of "petitioning" Cornetto.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Also, if Cornetto did remove the chocolate, that person would probably have to go into hiding.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

They'd better run instead

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's the treat for finishing the whole cone!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Hold it at the bottom and it gets all melty too 🤤

[–] [email protected] 115 points 3 days ago (2 children)

OP you're wrong, sorry.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

Don't be, don't ever shy away from being a beacon of truth, OP's wrong, period.

[+] [email protected] -70 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (14 children)

I hate chocolate. I don't want no fuckin chocolate randomly surprising me. It is evil and should be banished.

Edit: Okay because apparently I need to literally spell this out for people for who cannot make the simple leap on their own...

I do not buy chocolate ice cream. I buy vanilla ice cream. It comes in a cone. It is vanilla. There is vanilla. That's it. Maybe peanuts. Then, suddenly, chocolate.

Does that make more sense now? Jesus H. Christ.

Edit 2: Downvote me all you want. I'm not trolling, y'all are either utterly fucking incapable of understanding the concept of VANILLA ICE-CREAM, y'all are trolling or you're living on such a distant plane of reality that you're inventing shit that I've done then your opinion is worthless to begin with.

Have fun with the single brain cell amongst all of you and let me know whose turn it is tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Even the vanilla versions of those things have a chocolate shell coating on the top, not just inside the cone. You would've known what it was about way before you got to that last part.

(If that isn't true for the ones you buy, I want to know what weird, obscure brand you're talking about.)

To be fair, though, coating the cone with some other flavor (butterscotch, maybe) could be a neat idea.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Ok, you bought a Cornetto once and was surprised by chocolate. Surely you learned after the first time and can just stop buying it? Where's this obsession coming from, why can't you move on?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Seems more like you're trying to bring Reddit here, with that kind of trolling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I mean, if it's always there, and you're surprised to find it... maybe it is your braincells that are free roaming...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Did you commit to this before you knew what a Cornetto was?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe don't buy the ice cream that's coated with fuckin chocolate?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 days ago (2 children)

buys chocolate ice-cream

looks inside

chocolate

[+] [email protected] -23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Buys chocolate ice-cream

Kind of a crazy assumption on your part that the dude who just finished saying he hates chocolate is buying chocolate ice cream. Like... how the fuck did you get to that conclusion?

No dude. I buy vanilla ice cream. Vanilla ice cream that has peanuts on top and is in a cone. No chocolate except for the random plug of chocolate. I'm sorry. It's totally on me for assuming that the logical leap between "Hate chocolate" and "not buying chocolate ice cream" was such an easy one. I will take greater care in future.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The inside of the cone is coated in chocolate to prevent it from getting soggy from all the melted icecream. It tends to pool at the bottom because that's how gravity works.

There is no "random" plug of chocolate. It's an inherent function of the product. No matter what the flavour of icecream is, the cone itself is inherently a chocolate product.

So yes, you are, in fact, knowingly purchasing chocolate products, as evidenced by the fact that you're currently complaining about all the chocolate in these cones that you keep purchasing. If you hate chocolate that much, then maybe just don't buy it?

This is entirely a problem of your own making. And people are correct in pointing out that your responses have been nothing but toxic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I'm definitely team chocolate here but now I'm really curious. What else could be used to plug the cone instead of chocolate but still taste good with vanilla ice cream? Has any other company tried something other than chocolate?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

If Cornetto is the best vanilla ice cream you can get, you might have a point. But both you and me know that's not the case!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

how did you get to that conclusion

this is the box that ice cream comes in

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

surprised maga Pikachu

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[–] [email protected] 156 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Thats what keeps the melted icecream from dripping out the bottom though..

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

You're supposed to eat the tip first and suck the ice cream out of the cone through the hole in the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago

It was originally an unintended consequence of coating the inside with chocolate to keep the cone from getting soggy. A happy little accident if you will.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

This

Eat least, I think that's why it's there, but that makes sense

Also, it's nice, a nice last piece of chocolate, what are people complaining about?

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago

I thought it was a great addition! I remember when the ice cream dripped savagely through the hole, making a mess of your hand...

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