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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

This is one of those litmus tests that can be used to instantly tell if a person is a human or a lizard-person.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

That's the best part, you monsters.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure this was tried over a decade ago already. Back then I used to live in Ireland, and Cornetto made the official statement that the block of chocolate at the bottom was the most practical and cost effective solution they found to prevent melting icecream leaking out through the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

ok hear me out

WHITE CHOCOLATE

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Yuck. It shouldn't even be called chocolate. How they got permission to call it chocolate is beyond me, but I bet it involved copious bribing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This is the most bat shit insane take I’ve seen on this website.

Sincerely, White Chocolate Hater

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

So I'm seeing here the only real reason people don't like it is because they can't suck the ice cream out. I don't get it. Why not just fucking eat it and not get it all over yourself?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Depends, how is your dick?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like them, I'll die on this hill.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think the thing is too sweet. And probably just a trick so you crave another one after you ate it. If they were made of real chocolate or a nice bitter dark chocolate, i'd probably like it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I don't think that even Slannesh themselves would agree with your username. They aren't the indecisive mollusk that Tzeench is, but they seem to question their own place in reality nonetheless.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I like them.

And it's either that or wobbly waffles as soon as the ice melts a bit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't worry OP you're not alone

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

You're right, many people can be wrong.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

She's not allowed at our table anymore.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

'ad to mess with my Corne'o, did ya?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I fear many won't understand the reference here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Didn't realize I haven't seen the third movie in the trilogy.

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