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Rule 34 rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Edit: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT NUMBER 11.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Comment section full of idiots thinking this is real.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It's Rule 34. It's always real.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lisa Simpson being 2nd is vile wallahi 🤮

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

R34 doesn’t allow loli or shota content anymore. So all of the content of children is just them aged up looking like actual adults. Still questionable, but better.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

How does Lisa and Meg beat out Lois Hayley and Amy. Wft is that shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Lisa Simpson? Louise Belcher? Aren't they little kids?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Isn’t it obvious?

Drawing porn of animated characters looks close to the real drawing.

Also, all those are from sitcoms that teenagers watch, like no duhhh

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Honest question since i'm not a guy: When you guys are masturbating to Lisa Simpson do you think.you are fucking her in 3D or 2D? Are you a simpson character or is she a yellow little girl? Just trying to.understand your minds

Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I'm curious anyway

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

2D but feeling 3D

Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I'm curious

It's normal.(We are degenerate 😣)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Er, that's not the most worrying thing about someone jerking to Lisa Simpson.

What you need to worry about is the fact she's 8 years old.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She is 38, in the episode Bart to the Future.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Episodes where Lisa is 38 = 1

Episodes where Lisa is a child = 767

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Okay, I can't speak for this extremely fucked up example, but in general it's very simple:

  1. see shape which sufficiently resembles (partially) naked woman, maybe in suggestive pose
  2. neuron activation
  3. you are now horny

There is no need to imagine any fucking, seeing the image is enough to get you into the mood, looking at it long enough (or at different images for long enough) will get you most of the way there, and the hand can take care of the rest

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

princess bean is also like 16 i think like a 4th is ilegal

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Well no she doesn't exist, she doesn't have an age and so it's not illegal. These are fictional characters

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fraction of teenage/underage girls on that list is too damn high (hell, Louise is 9)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Controversial opinion: If killing npcs in video games is fine and shouldn't land you in prison for murder, because they are fictional and not real people, then porn of "underage" fictional characters is also fine and shouldn't be illegal.

Finding something disgusting is not a proper reason to make something illegal. The only relevant aspect is whether it causes harm to others or not.

  • Csam harms children -> should be illegal and punished
  • fictional drawings don't harm anyone bevause no actual people involved -> should be legal
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not talking about legal judgement (I practically never do) and I'm not even talking bout legit PDF files.

It's just disgusting that rule 34 of literal children scores this high.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But saying PDF files is funny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't discrace the good name of my friend, Portable Document Format

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Adobe did that a long time ago.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Lisa Simpson!!!???? Please no tell me this is joke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

BART GET OUT, I’M PISS

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Do you porn? Hard to miss this. It's really popular. I don't get it, but often see thumbs of her portrayed as an older teen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What else do these all have in common?

They all have art styles that are purposefully designed to be really cheap and easy to make. The same choices that helped these studios crank out hours upon hours of formulaic content also helps the rule 34 artists.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yup. Flat colors, thick ink lines, and very little detail. The goal is for animators to be able to reproduce the art quickly and reliably, to be able to churn out dozens of seasons.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its probably because anyone into anime is using a booru, like a normal person.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its an image board style, like a Chan (4chan, 8chan etc).

Safebooru, danbooru and gelbooru are some of the booru's I know.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Even THAT is blocked by turkey wtf

I had to connect with a VPN

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ah, you might need to use ErdoBooru

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It's an image dump, full of anime pics/porn/etc.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haha what kind of degenerate do you have to be to find any of these characters hot enou-

Amy Wong

We shouldn't judge others so harshly...