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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

My grandfather was a James. He went by Pete.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Thank you, Gaylord 🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

William has it better. Will, Willy, Willis, Willie, Buddy, Bud, Bill, Billy, and Liam. Willa, Wilhemenia, Wilma, and Billie for the ladies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I knew a Jimbo. Best friend for like half a decade. Dude def lived up to his name. Hope he's doing well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dunno. Greg sounds more nerdy than James.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Greg

Gregtech. - a highly sophisticated automation heavy mod for Minecraft

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Jamie Fookin Lannister

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

And what of you got named Jim? I mean can they go back to James? Or are they going to stick with Jimmy and Jimbooo?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"Imagine if I had a name like Jimmy Recard" (Jimmy Recard from Drapht) is looping in my head now...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Same with Robert.

Do you remain Robert?

Become boring Bob?

Rob with one b or Robb with two?

If you're feeling whimsical, is it Robby or Robbie?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I had a friend with one brother named Bob and another Rob. Neither was named Robert.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Don't forget Bobby, Boberino, and the unsung classic Bert.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And if you're transitioning, you should probably avoid picking the name Margot

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Funny enough, Margot is part of a family of names that's even bigger than James and Robert.

Margot, Marjorie, Marge, Greta, Rita, Megan, Maggie, Gretchen, Maisie, Molly, Peggy... The uniting feature is that all of these names are considered variants of "Margaret," and this isn't even a comprehensive list.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Margherita and Margarita are my fav. Both delicious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Oh wow, that's something! I didn't see most of these coming!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Jimbo Jorker?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Actually, James is short for Jean Names

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Elizabeth for girls.

Elizabeth, Eliza, Beth, Lizbeth, Liz, Lizzie, Lizard, Lisbian, Lisan Al Gaib, the options are endless.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Beth can be tricky because it can also be short for Bethany.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Proud of you!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The formal variant is Jame-o

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Okay, how about you're Jimmer, you're Jimmy, and you're Jim Bob. So you all get to be some version of Jim and we don't got to be in, fuckin... Cats.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I'd go with the European Jimmy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Any Australians out there able to comment to tell us if Jim-o is a valid nickname?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Nope. We usually shorten the last name instead if it doesn't roll off the tongue easily. Or we name them after a beloved fictional character, eg. jimbob.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah I've heard jim-o before but I wouldn't say it's super common, things either end in 'oh' or 'ie' to roll off the tongue nicely so jimmie is usually the norm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It doesn’t matter if it’s valid or not aussies will turn anything into a nickname

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

This is insane, folks.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jame Gumb the only one I ever heard of

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Was she a great big fat person?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Jimothy on special occasions

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Is that your king / baron name?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In the UK at least, 'Jay' is also commonly used for James. Not a bad choice. In addition, James Bond would like word about 'Nerdy' !

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Knew a guy named James Jones. He went by Bob. For reasons.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

that's a good reason to go by Jamie. Jamie Jones sounds nice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

What would a Gregg know about this

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