Man I haven't had Einstein Bros since college.
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Here's the medical field clarification for cut planes...
I'm not sure if bakery has its own "cuts of meat" lingo.
For these to be 'translated' onto anything (e.g. a bagel) one would first need to find the axes: anterior-posterior and left-right. This works with organisms of bilateral symmetry.
Speak English, doc! We ain't scientists!
This was a particularly bad case of some bagel being cut in half.
Instructions were: sliced with butter not toasted.
Edit: no wait I see it. Plain bagel sliced. You're a basic bitch. No problems here.
It's Einstein Bros. That's already evident.
What are we looking at...?
EDIT: I can't tell if this is a sandwich or not. Einstein's slices them horizontally, then vertically like this. Honestly, it helps when eating the larger sandwiches while driving. If it's not a sandwich, maybe they accidentally cut it vertically? (again, can't tell if it's also cut horizontally)
I'm guessing they cut the bagel wrong.
My dad asked for a biscuit with butter on it, both sides; the girl at the counter spread the butter all over the outside of an uncut biscuit, both sides
I think we are thinking of different things when we talk about biscuits
US style biscuit. Like a Scone sort of.
I don't get it. Einstein's makes bagel sandwiches. This is what they do.
Is it not sliced like a bagel? Seems like you'd have to specifically request this.