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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Man I haven't had Einstein Bros since college.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Here's the medical field clarification for cut planes...
I'm not sure if bakery has its own "cuts of meat" lingo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

For these to be 'translated' onto anything (e.g. a bagel) one would first need to find the axes: anterior-posterior and left-right. This works with organisms of bilateral symmetry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Speak English, doc! We ain't scientists!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

This was a particularly bad case of some bagel being cut in half.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Instructions were: sliced with butter not toasted.

Edit: no wait I see it. Plain bagel sliced. You're a basic bitch. No problems here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's Einstein Bros. That's already evident.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

What are we looking at...?

EDIT: I can't tell if this is a sandwich or not. Einstein's slices them horizontally, then vertically like this. Honestly, it helps when eating the larger sandwiches while driving. If it's not a sandwich, maybe they accidentally cut it vertically? (again, can't tell if it's also cut horizontally)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm guessing they cut the bagel wrong.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My dad asked for a biscuit with butter on it, both sides; the girl at the counter spread the butter all over the outside of an uncut biscuit, both sides

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think we are thinking of different things when we talk about biscuits

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

US style biscuit. Like a Scone sort of.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I don't get it. Einstein's makes bagel sandwiches. This is what they do.

Is it not sliced like a bagel? Seems like you'd have to specifically request this.