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How do they know?!
Clearly the food chemists all had to take a taste.
Still better than the Gwyneth Paltrow Oreos. Would not recommend.
Let's see, where did I put that barfing emoji...?
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Oh, there it is
Saw these cookies yesterday and thought what the hell.
Most mid Oreo I've ever tried. Not bad enough to be bad, but very far from good. Kinda waxy tasting.
If I'd purchased a random assorted Gamesa pack, I'd think they tried and failed to mimick https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abuelita and failed. The fact that Nabisco made this tells me that someone asked "what'll the Mexicans eat?" and farted out this idea, concluding it's good enough for the most milquetoast Latinx corporate campaign ever.
Oh! I think you're exactly right, based on the description. They're pandering to the Latinos.
Personally if a celebrity endorses or has their name on a product I avoid it.
Unless it's watches, then I'll gladly just suck George Clooney off.
Bath water flavor.
Like the body of Christ, but the body of Selena Gomez.
"Now with real Selena Gomez flesh in every bite!"
Yeahbut . . . Why is it a person’s name instead of a flavor?
Are you sure that it's not Selena Gomez flavored?
Some executive read that millennials wanted to eat the rich and had the brillant idea.
marketing
I can't believe the Oreo corporation supports Cannibalism
Did you guys not already see the Post Malone Oreos from like 6 months ago? So 2000 and late.
I did not. These are the first celebrity Oreos I've encountered.
Why do people buy this kind of crap?
Because I enjoy new experiences with foods that I enjoy
Does this still count as food with how processed it is?
Shut your Oreo hole they're allowed
(Not this, but to exist as chemical goodness)
I saw these in Aldi's. Still confused.
It's Aldi (sorry)
I do the same thing with Aldi, and more often the other (say it with me): Kroger.
According to theto pic, they’re chocolate and cinnamon creme flavored.
It tastes just like her
I find it’s a little fishy.
And unlike most of Oreos shoehorned flavors I actually find this one pretty good.
What flavor is it though?
It reminds me of a snickerdoodle.
Chocolate and cinnamon creme, to read the image. I reckon the goal is for it to taste a bit like Mexican Hot Chocolate, which is generally delicious.
oooh, that does sound good!
Chocolate and cinnamon creme