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Oh yeah? Well my state is blue.
(Aka not considered a shithole state)
laughs in Western Australian
Laughs in Queensland
Plus there is a tiny little Texas inside Queensland.
It's such a fundamental information.
What a lame thing to be proud of
Texas is a third world shithole, they have to be proud of something
Who the hell sticks a bumper sticker on the side of their car? Hell, who the hell sticks a bumper sticker anywhere but the windows? Good luck removing them without destroying your paint once you get sick of them.
Lol
Who the hell gets bumper stickers they might later regret and want to remove?
Also: A little baby oil or rubbing alcohol will destroy the adhesives in the sticker and leave your paint just fine.
Who the hell sticks a bumper sticker anywhere but the bumper?
People who take care of their cars, that's who.
The bumper is usually made of plastic. If you had to put bumper sticker on the car, the bumper is a very good choice.
My province is bigger than your state
I live in California and I can buy weed at the weed store.
Texans can't.
Californian women have protected human rights that Texan women don't.
So I guess my state has more freedom than Texas.
You can buy delta8 or whatever it is now at shops in TX tho, in fact https://www.texastribune.org/2025/06/22/texas-thc-ban-bill-greg-abbott-veto-senate-bill-3/
One good thing Abbott has done
We also have legal psychedelic mushrooms, at least where I am in Oakland.
Also, I fucking hate cowboys. Had a layover in 2001 in Dallas. I couldn’t believe how many cowboy hats, boots, belt buckles. It was a clown show. I’ll never fly through Texas again.
All hat, no cattle. Too much truck, not enough dick. Just like jacked up stupid trucks, it's suburban men cosplaying. They're imitating a culture they aren't a part of and don't understand.
Wait what? You're telling me there is a reason to go to Oakland without continuing on into SF?
Oakland has a fair amount if you're not scared by non-white people. Delicious food, some cool parks, lots of venues. Just don't be wandering in people's neighborhoods causing problems, but thats true for everywhere.
Come buy some. For some reason they can't be sold in weedshops, but they're often next door or across the street. My partner tried mushrooms for the first time recently. The kitties were adorably soft and we just laughed a lot.
You assume I give a shit about the state where I live.
Also Alaska: It’s over, Texas. I have the high ground.
Alaska - High point: 20,320 feet - Sea level
Texas - High point: 8,749 feet - Sea level
Everyone knows Colorado would be bigger than Texas if you hammered it flat.
Actually makes me wonder what the 3d surface areas are relative to their 2d projected surface area.
The surface area increases if you flatten something out while maintaining the volume.
Yes obviously.
This is why I am curious about the relationship between the relative projected 2d surface area and actual 3d surface areas between the mentioned locations.
the arrogant cowboys are the best NFL team to ever do it
Every year is our year!
In 2145 the competition between the two states takes a violent turn as the cyberpolarbear division meets the mechacowboys in brutal mechanized combat, fighting in the sweltering heat among the gaint sand dunes in the deserts of Anchorage.
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