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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago

We explaining the joke then?

[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

It’s a bunch of nerds and magic geeks. They would think about sports about as much as I did in the 90s, and if anyone asked me whether the Chicago Bulls had an epic run I’d say uh… what? I don’t know.

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Harry Potter is based in Britain, so it's an absolute travesty that no one is singing Three Lions, or talking about the absolute dicking that Gazza gave the Scots.

Also no mention of Bucky. It's almost as if they're not really in Scotland, and that it's all fictional.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

brits don't care about nba

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This comment is giving me Mr. Enter vibes, for those who don't know, he's a Youtuber infamous for claiming "Turning Red" sucks because it didn't randomly drop the Red Panda premise in order to focus on the (Literally not American....) characters reacting to 9/11.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Was the way Mr. Enter framed the video a joke?

Because this is a joke.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately no, he was completely serious, though people did meme on his take a lot. - https://youtu.be/BhRD2lgNSJE

[–] ben_dover@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago
[–] dudinax@programming.dev 46 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The "design" of Quidditch is proof Rowling didn't know anything about sports.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I thought Quidditch was her attempt at satirizing how arbitrary she thought real-world sports are, but maybe that's giving her too much credit

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Giving her too much credit.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago

It's proof she's a horrible writer, she wants a scene to make Harry look good in front of his classmates... So she invents a sport that conveniently has a role where the focus can be on one person and that one thing this one person does is just magically more important than anything anyone else does.... It creates two things, Harry's image as a Gary Stu and the world's most pointless fucking sport.

[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Michal@programming.dev 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's not instawin, you can catch it and still lose

[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

mf show me one game where that happens

[–] Goblin_Mode@ttrpg.network 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Can you though? Like the rules as presented in the books are just:

Snitch caught > get 1000pts > game ends

The only other way to get points is in intervals of what? 10? 25 maybe? Let's assume it's 25 because I can't remember. That means you need to be up 40 fucking goals in order to tie if the other team gets the snitch. And that's assuming your entire team doesn't die from exhaustion seeing as the game doesn't end until the snitch is caught lol

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Catching the snitch gets you 150 points, scoring with the quaffle gets you ten points. So you have to score 15 times to match one snitch catch. And the game doesn't end until the snitch is caught.

Fun fact, in one of the pro quidditch matches in the fourth book, the snitch-catching-team actually loses the match. They built their team around their seeker, and basically just banked on him immediately locating and catching the snitch every game, which backfires in the final match of the Quidditch World Cup or whatever, when the opposing team had really good chasers that ran up the score really fast just by scoring with the quaffle.

[–] sigezayaq@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know why I remember that, but i think catching snitch was 150 points

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's definitely not 1000 because in one of the books a character catches it but the team still loose

[–] ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago

100% she wrote that part in just because people kept asking "well, doesn't the team that catches it always win?" That is also why Neville knocks over a cupboard to destroy all time-travelling devices. I think she is either SUPER insecure or just not a very good writer.

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