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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Love the before and after pictures. It’s almost like a page from a kid’s book

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Bishop of the Diocese Stepped Down

Didn’t want to handle it lol. Suppose it’s easier than dealing with the fallout.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I call shenanigans. Male sex workers know their boner pills better than abbotts know the Nicene creed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Probably wasn't a sex worker.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

That just sounds like the perfect night out tbh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

"i died cuz my dick got too hard" is probably a bad look for a priest...? it's so hard to tell with how they act

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Every next word in the headline was a wild surprise

[–] [email protected] 88 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’m going to call this a win for the church that everyone was over 18.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

In a similar incident, an Italian priest was sentenced to three years in prison in late 2021 for stealing nearly $120K from the church to buy drugs for gay sex parties he hosted

To reduce the number of recurrences, the church is considering introducing “Gay orgies 101” in their theology curriculum… just kidding, of course they’re doing nothing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Honestly, this doesn't surprise. Mainly because this isnt the first time a priest, or to be more specific, a pope held a mass orgy.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (3 children)

That's a hard way to go. He really got stiffed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Honestly I can think of worse ways to go

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

They'll have the funeral in a few days when they can finally close the coffin.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

The guy came and went at the same time

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

So... Much... To process.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

“At least they weren’t trans! Oh!”

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