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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The Black Tide series has something similar that they use to clear out zombies. It's carried by helicopter with the shield protecting upwards, and it makes noise and flashes lights to attract the horde. They drop it off in the middle of an area they want to clear, and then pick it up a few weeks later.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Didn't they also use shipping containers full of spinning blades and other surprises?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago

Step 1: Magical neutron reflector.

(Good luck with that.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I hope it has sound effects

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Oh shitssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss but only in the spec ops version

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 76 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If you absolutely want the enemy to die an agonising death some hours after they have killed you, that’s your weapon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Maybe even a week

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Actually if you use a strong enough one it will take a few minutes (you are likely still dead before your enemy)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Could you not put these bad boys on drones? Blast them from up high.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hang a demon core from a drone. The forbidden disco ball

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

believe it or not, remotely delivered (tungsten) disco balls are known technology https://imgur.com/a/oOPI7VX

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Yes but only with the ignition. Turn them into photons!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

It's a banshee

[–] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago (3 children)

People seem to forget that the demon core killed far less people than it was intended to.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It was recycled into new warheads, so the jury is still out on that one.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think it's a different bomb at that point.

Yeah, yeah Ship of Theseus but I think when you melt down, mix with other things and then recast you've it's a new thing. That or all they succeeded in doing was making several haunted a-bombs and that strikes me as a bad move.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So if I take a floorboard from Theseus' ship and install it on mine, does my ship become Theseus'

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I put a piece of Theseus' ship up my ass. I am now Theseus' ship.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I’d ship that

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

But more important than that, it killed in a funny "all comedy is derived from fear" sort of way.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I suppose in that sense it was unfortunate they didn't let it get to the rule of 3.

Ideally when the experimenter is explaining how that core has already killed twice before.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago

And with your help we can fix that problem

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

So that's how the gama gun in fallout works!