this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Is this loss?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

πŸ–•πŸ»

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

There's no trust involved here.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Yeah the shame's definitely on you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Seems like the shame could be on you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Doesn't it say, got me one time shame on you, got me two time shame one me ?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How to gain someone's trust:
Say "never trust anyone".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This post reminds me of one of my favourite Anthony Jeselnik jokes:

My dad did not fuck around. My dad did not trust anybody. My dad did not trust anyone. In fact, he had a saying… but he wouldn’t tell me.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

This was my first boisterous laugh of the day. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I turned my phone on the si de ans IT DID SOMETHING because I use sync .

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 194 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Turning it over does nothing particularly special other than looking at the image upside down. There’s no second image. If you turned the image upside down you got got for trusting OP.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

I don't trust you

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Oooohhhh shiiit. Took a solid minute to see it but daaamn

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I can't believe they did them like that

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

How long since you last lost? 😁

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Probably a month or so, surprisingly, Lemmy has reminded me several times now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It had actually been years for me until I sacrificed my streak to annoy you guys 😁

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

We both just lost it.

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