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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

This would've been gold if the opposing team was Libre Office.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

It's gotten so dummy. It's so funny. Poo Poo. Doopity doo doo squeak Squeak of the Squeaky toy. Did you make a boo boo? The lick of the shoe. Let me squeeze all the juice out of you. Stuck in time because we ran by swine. All I hear is... Yack yack yack yack... All work and no play makes a dull boy!.....

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why would you pay for Microsoft Word? It's so strange to subscribe to a word processor. I feel like I've landed on an alien planet and these people just are the type of creatures that you can't see their faces because their faces are stuck up their own assholes. There is literally a free and open source software that just works the same as Word. That is free. And it ain't going nowhere because it has European backing now. Because now the Europeans don't trust Microsoft. Thank you spaghetti monster. It's like you're fucking up. You're doing it wrong. Delete the virus that is called Microsoft.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

It's the Microsoft Team.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Word is the team leader

PowerPoint is the one that talks to sponsors

Note is the team tactician

Excel is the stats guy

Publisher is the social influencer

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

They’re called “macros”.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I ran into Napoleon and Vasco De Gama in the same match.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Orange is forsaken?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Back when Dota 2 had player icons in a vertical collumn I once saw a Kim Jong Il team with names like "his glorious head" and "his glorious hands".

Absolutely mopped the floor with them, but still funny.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Good times, I remember that and the face of Gaben.

Gaben's glorious brow
Gaben's wise eyes
Gaben's sculpted nose
Gaben's loving smile
Gaben's modest chin

Something like that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

My friends and I used to play CS as TheCatsPajamas, TheBeesKnees, TheSnakesHips, etc

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Ah the shitty North Korea style exodia

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are there enough Teams logos/Icons to do a full 5 player roster?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I think there's enough for way more than that if we dip into the whole O365 suite.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

GG! Easy match! If the players are anything like the actual software, they're slow, extremely unresponsive when you need anything critical done, and will crash out of the lobby before the game ends.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Nah I've seen word.exe, they're so good they're banned from tournaments

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

You will play against them next match tho, and the one after that, and so on. Your boss will force you to only play with them from now on, even tho format is portable.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you imagine if they also got the correct arrow colors above their profile pictures? What a day that would be to be alive.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they were queued together they could’ve, you can pick your preferred colour in the lobby

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I can't imagine they weren't, so what kind of savages are they that they didn't pick their correct colors?! 😭

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Get ready to be excelcuted.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let me make One Note here since you Power-Pointed that out.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Excel-sior!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I've had similar but they were all Raising Canes menu items with matching picture. Canes Tenders, Canes Crinkle Fries, Canes Toast, Canes Sauce, Canes Coleslaw.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How'd you like their presentation?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Powerful and to the Point

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