I am afraid to admit that I can finish a sizeable jar of mayo in 2-3 days less sometimes, but I don't do it every week I promise... Please stop calling me out. It's just comfort food I swear
this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2024
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Yes I do.
"Mayonnaise" 😉
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I don't trust someone that owns mayonnaise
Do you eat your fries dry??
I definitely don't put mayo on them, reminds me of the horror when I went to Brazil.
The family I was staying with made pizza one day and they brought out some condiments, mayo was one of them and I just assumed they brought everything because who knows what I would like. But then they proceeded to squirt mayo on their slices and I gasped. Luckily I had stashed a bottle of hot sauce from earlier so I used some of that and they were shocked that I would eat 'super spicy' sauce, it was like tobasco so definitely not spicy, I guess everyone is different. We also brought them hot cheetos as a little gift for the kids and they were rinsing their mouths out in the sink. We thought they were just messing around but the kids insisted it was spicy
Its whoever inspired the making of this guy.
Mayora-13-sama!
I bet they do know it.
I bet there's an online community somewhere with several hundred competitive mayonnaise eaters.
Edit: Yup. I guess this needs some kind of warning. Don't click if you don't want to see someone empty multiple big jars of mayonnaise with a spoon in under 3 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_INKqoqDYsk&t=232s
Ok, sure, that's a lot of mayo. But I didn't think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there's someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.
Chances that these competitive mayo eaters also love mayonaise enough to put it on those foods you mention is pretty high
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Considering how mayo is like half oil and half egg, I bet those people take the nastiest shits imaginable. Pure liquid that smells like Hell itself.
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I thought I could do it. I really did. As soon as that first spoonful hit her mouth though, I was out.
You are not missing much. She just does that over and over again for the next 5 mins or so. Almost 2.5 kg of mayonnaise (that's 5.5 lbs)
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I read your warning, and I still clicked the link. And then I threw up a little in my mouth.
And what better to wash down over 2 kilograms of mayo? A tall glass of refreshing lemonade.
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Thank you for the video. I watched in awe and gagged occasionally. Can recommend.
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My friend has a story about a coworker who would bring a tub of mayonnaise into work and mix it with tuna and sometimes chickpeas for lunch. He wouldn't finish the tub every day but he would go through a lot of them every month so I think that guy's in the running.
I'm surprised you can survive this for multiple months. The human body is amazing.
Mayonnaise isn't really bad for you. There's a lot of fat in it, but that's totally independent from being fat.
It's more about the absence of most other nutrients, assuming he keeps a similar life style at home.
Also, I'm not sure what the current opinion about eggs and colesterol is. I've heard both sides thousands of times and don't eat them anyways.
Well... This dude was fat.
No, he knows. Mayonnaise Georg. Hell of a guy.
Hellman's of a guy
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That’s true for Miracle Whip too, and that stuff tastes like goblin cum (or so I’ve heard from a “friend”).
Nah, it doesn't even come close to the nuanced flavour of goblin cum.
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You should try Miracle Whip sometime.
Sorry, it was a joke that needed quotes, the “friend” was me. I find it vile and only good as an ingredient in other things like deviled eggs, not as a sandwich condiment itself. I am glad others (like my wife) like it, but [*shivers*]
In that case, you should probably try goblin cum some time 🤷
Mine was a joke too. You indicated that you had only tasted one, but not which one.
Oh they have a pretty good idea. They're currenlty in post-op recovery in a cardiac cath lab getting sternly reprimanded by their doctor that balloon angioplasty can only do so much and this person has to make lifestyle changes or they their heart disease will end their life early.
It's probably me
Stawdew 1.6 players
I'm pretty sure it's The L.A. Beast
Or maybe Shoenice
They probably know they're in the running
Yeah. If you're in the top 10, you definitely have a suspicion.
My gut tells me that top 10 list changes daily. 💀💀💀
If someone is eating that much mayo it'd have to be daily, and I think if someone eats mayo daily they'd know they're eating a lot
I love mayo on sandwiches but I rarely finish a jar until a few years past it's best by date.
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