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I'd imagine the leader is 2-3 times the consumption of the runner up, but there's no way to tell.
Fact: someone has eaten the most mayonnaise in the world
Cannot be stated as fact: they don't know it
At least they can never be 100% sure that they are.
Because even if you think you are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world, there could always be someone that ate more who doesn't know.
Thus noone can ever truly know if they are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world.
I totally agree, but we also cannot be 100% sure that they don't know.
Issss Boris!
You forgot to put The Bay Leaf™
Oh I know it
I know it because its me. I love straight mayo and eat it frequently.
When you say straight mayo do you mean...
semen
I nominate my ex. So many times I’d take a bite then spit it out and be like ‘you didn’t!’
Yes, she did
Last one was mayo on a fucking McGriddle. I’m still traumatized
I for one am quite confident it’s not me.
Well thank you kind sir. This is something I did certainly not want to know. Anyway - pass me the off white jam
This is true for all foods, except coriander. Maria knows how much she eats and she's fine with it.
That's a high quality gif
Mayo demands no less
It's not sad. I'm jealous
Yes, mayo is delicious
Nah it’s my wife. She knows.
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