I’m picturing the conversation with the ICE guys. “No we’re with unit 2. Yeah the other unit. You guys can go get lunch, we’ve got this one.”
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Sounds like a recipe for friendly fire and bad company.
There's a small possibility that ICE could start pretending to be not-ICE escorts, but that would require them to have an IQ above room temperature
So they become NNICE. Then there will be a NNNICE. We can beat them with confusion. It's SUPER effective!
Public Freakout
Under the body armor they can wear a pride flag. That's the official badge of NICE! Flash that to those that may want to cause trouble for NICE agents!
It's not stolen valor either because they have none
your honor is it stolen valor to have burrito stains on my XXXL brown tshirt that are only barely covered up by my undersized body armor?
Call it NICE (Not Immigration & Custom Enforcement)
nice
It's your cake day. Nice!
nice 😏
or just use a lowercase L
literally Cute Extras !
I wonder at what point of khakis and face covering you cross the line into impersonating an officer.
Extra brown khakis, or maybe extra light khakis...I could see this going either way. Which answer are you looking for?
Yeah I mean this is basically what the black panther party set out to do in black neighborhoods, escort people and keep the peace
fucking shout out
They did a little Juche. Which, depending on your prejudices, can be an important to a self reliant community.
We already are dressed like ICE agents, minus the face covering. You know, because they dress just like anyone else and don't identify themselves at all.
YES! Finally, my dad-bod is gonna come in handy. To the closet I go to don the most middle-age cop polo I can find! We're playing dress-up!
Yes, then hold them like you don't like them to your car and take them home. This is a brilliant idea.
"Where are you taking these prisoners?"
"These are prisoners."
"Yes. Where are you taking them?"
"I am--taking them--to imprison them--in prison."
“Are you with us?”
“No”
✋🏻➡️
K2SO was such a good character
“For the protection of our detainees and agents we cannot disclose the location of our temporary processing facility at this time.”
"If you're supposed to know, you already know."