Maybe he'll trip and impale himself on a golf club soon
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I urge him to get bent!
I urge Trump to go fuck himself.
With all his golf clubs at the same time
Honestly he should golf more
With the amount he plays golf, you'd think he'd be better at it, but apparently he's a chronic cheat at that as well.
86 47
Damn it's been a while since a political nottheonion was actually a good nottheonion
No thanks, I'm good.
Well yeah
Pensions are fucked globally
Not a single one of you will see any money from it, so better get working
Even better, you guys will probably need to extend the pension age up to 75 or so
Prepare for fun times
France revolted violently for less... and again after Charlie X started stripping away the Napoleonic rights.
As much as I fucking hate the irish star, they have a good headline for once.
The other 78% he reneges on nuclear agreements in place since a decade and threatens war on the behalf of a country that starts with I, probably the Ivory Coast, or maybe Iceland, to blow up another country that starts with I, maybe Italy.
Maybe he sees all these Is and thinks "Yeah, I'm awesome."
I realize this is not the onion but does anyone have a different source?
This looks fake
Thanks for the links
I love that CNN headline. “Is he right?” Instead of “lel”. Absolute ghouls running this world.
Of course, Trump is the biggest business idiot in the country. He was largely elected because he is the big, dumb mascot of business idiots.
I keep seeing Ed's site posted everywhere and we need to promote the HELL out of him!!! It seems he is the only person actually making sense today. I send his articles to everyone I know and urge them to read it.
Who the hell is Ed?
Click the link above my comment..
our president is a hypocrite?? wow. this is news to me. well thanks for bringing this to light! i'm sure the people will have a change of heart now!
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