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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Playing DOOM with the friend

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I woke up

Then I went back to bed

Said I woke up

Then I went right back to bed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Make coffee?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Turn the TV on.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Am i the only person who is driven insane by the insinuation that WiFi is synonomous with 'having the internet'?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No. It's the Chromebook/iPad generation. I feel like they don't truly understand the Internet or computers. Having used Windows 98 and onward, my friends and I had to really learn to troubleshoot and learn the innards of the system. Nowadays, everyone is in a protective shell like Chrome OS, iOS or Android. It's all dumbed down now. Simplicity isn't always good imo

Edit: Windows was a gateway drug into Linux

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Lay in bed for a moment and listen to the tunes on my sweet Panasonic clock radio alarm before slapping the snooze button. Then suddenly wake up to realize I have a clock radio alarm again.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Then start plotting buy/sell points for bitcoin and GME (don't want to risk forgetting those over the next 15-25 years)

Ninjaedit: and real estate right after the 2008 crash

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Use the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Back to usenet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

See DJ Heather and silicon soul live.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Listen to my mixtape, duh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

1995 I would just be getting home from night shift.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Go back to sleep!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

None of you said, "prevent 9/11." For shame.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a non american, this would have never crossed my mind

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

I mean, I feel like that one has some cascading effects that really fucked things up for pretty much everyone on the planet, so if you ever find yourself hurled back in time, you might consider it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well now I'll be thinking all day on the thought experiment of how one could actually prevent it, assuming they're only a US citizen.

I guess you could send in an anonymous bomb threat on the morning for both towers, but that still wouldn't prevent the tragedy of all those onboard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

We know where they went to flight school. Intercept and eliminate those hijackers. You will go to jail for murder, but you will change the course of history.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

AOl, or the BBS's that I was a member of.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Probably play some Crash Bandicoot, or go to my nine o clock lecture.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Have a long and frustrating wank to Cosmopolitan because I'm a teenager and haven't figured out I can just walk into a newsagent and buy a copy of Penthouse.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Assuming I'm the same age I am today, probably the same thing 😅

Wake up, morning constitutional, coffee, bong-rip, check the server.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I run a couple of services. A blog for my partner, a media server (farfetched but certainly possible in 1995), as well as a matrix server.

I'm certain I'd be doing similar things in 1995. Based on my personality there's no way I wouldn't have gotten into that type of computing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

depends on what day of the week it is. if it's a weekday then I turn on the TV and watch like Power Rangers or whatever was on during Fox Kids Mornings. Or if i'm in my bedroom where I didn't have cable then bleh had to watch Global (Canada) and it was carebears or inspector gadget or something in the mornings. OR just put on the Genesis/SNES.

If it's Saturday then I'm up early to go to the basement to watch cartoons all morning.

it was way better back then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Go into a lab and start researching time travel. Proving to scientist that I'm from the future shouldn't be that hard.

That's 29 years ago. Eeryone I know is as good as dead. I need to find a way to go back

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Play with hot wheels and Transformers. Maybe take the afternoon and fold an entire ream of paper into airplanes, one design only, looking for small improvements on every crease, corner and pleat to create the perfect expression of that design.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

That really depends on if I'm my now age or my then age. Though either way, I'm looking for my mom

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Figure out how to set up a stock trading account with ameritrade, or whatever the ad for the talking baby who bought stocks was for, and invest in today's big companies. I'd invest like 10 bucks at a time, but keep doing it. Also? Buy some bitcoins.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Gonna have to wait a bit for those bitcoins.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

50" inch screen, money green leather sofa

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