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The only thing worse than a Southern Republican is a Northern Republican. Apparently, the party must resort to abducting old white men from the dementia ward, lobotomizing them, and putting them on an amphetamine drip before they find something "suitable" to put behind a podium.
Lol this guy represents maple grove? The one with Arbor lakes mall that has the Dave & Busters and Benihana?
The closest thing to a cattle ranch in maple grove is the Chuck and Don's pet store, but I don't think they have any cows there.
Anyone wanna start a business selling cow proof gun safes and cow proof trigger locks?
I'm in! Let's make some bank
People say such absolutely ridiculous things on both sides of the gun debate I sometimes find myself wondering if a bunch of the pro-gun politicians aren't secretly on the payroll of anti-gun lobbyists and if a lot of the anti-gun politicians aren't secretly getting kickbacks from the firearms industry every time they say something that causes a big spike in sales.
Meanwhile, every time some wingnut says something stupid like this it gets that much harder to have a calm and rational discussion about this stuff.
So if you're aware of these beastly murderous cows and you're still walking right up to them for some reason that's kinda on you, and if it all of a sudden tramples you into dust, you're dead and can't use the gun anyway. And if your kid is being trampled, are you just going to aim towards the general direction of your kid and unload? Or maybe that doesn't matter because the kid has turned into dust already. I have a hard time following the logic here. But I wanna learn more about those spectacular cows he's dealing with.
I find a good shovel adequate defense against a cow. And don't be in a situation where there's an angry bull. Shockingly easy to avoid that.
How do Americans have the dumbest people in their country making fucking laws?
Has this guy ever set foot on a farm? Needing a gun with you always to prevent killer cows from killing your children is such a pants shittingly stupid thing to say.
I grew up around cattle farms in Canada, and pretty much every farmer owned a rifle, but it was to protect the livestock from stuff like coyotes and other predators.
Most states do outlaw sodomy.
...you have to be fucking kidding me. KILLER COWS?!? What, the excuse well runeth dry? What's next, terrorist immigrants from the land of imagination?
How in the ever living fuck is that even relevant? Even if there are killer cows out there.... You would have unlocked your gun to bring with you when you were going to be in that dangerous situation.
The depth of ignorance is overwhelming.
Speaking as a Minnesotan... Limmer is not sane. most the republicans here aren't.
Remember the whole "Schools are providing litter boxes for kids who identify as furries" sound bite thing?
Yeah. that was literally the sanest candidate they could find to go against Gov. Walz.