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Minnesota Republican legislator opposes safe gun storage law, citing killer cow threat (heartlandsignal.com)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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While arguing against a proposal for safe storage requirements for firearms, Minnesota state Sen. Warren Limmer (R-Maple Grove) contended that rural citizens need guns readily available to deal with cows.

“You even walk too close to a cow, and it’ll take you down and trample you into dust,” Limmer said. “Fumbling around with a lock while a cow or a bull or any other animal is going after your daughter or your son — you can’t fumble around with a key or try and find the lockbox or put your thumb on a biometric key of some sort in your home while the danger is outside. This bill puts those individuals in even more danger.”

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

How in the ever living fuck is that even relevant? Even if there are killer cows out there.... You would have unlocked your gun to bring with you when you were going to be in that dangerous situation.