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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I'm mostly afraid of these people will end up being teachers, mentors and managers for my future kids... I'll need to do so much home schooling but at least that'll hopefully only make me bond better with my kids.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

We asked an intern to write a lettre for a RMA, and he printed the letter, we tell him what he has to modify. He is like "I have to type all this again" "What do you mean lil intern?!?". Intern deleted his file after printing it. O.o

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's Chromebooks, phones, and tablets that you don't ever have exposure to actual files. Chromebooks especially now that they're so common in schools because they're cheap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I so wish Linux phones were actually a usable thing so that we could have functional pocket computers.
The attempts made so far weren't very convincing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Hey, you appreciate your monkey’s paw wish and enjoy your android.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Honestly we probably can just somehow shove Linux components like flatpak and other stuff like the terminal into android, make them apks somehow so they can work whenever

Of course this would be hard AF to do but I just want to run tik tok in a sealed off VM using flatseal goddamnit (I don't trust it with my phone but I want to access the videos on it)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah, and then run a android emulator inside that and then use tik tok, reminds me of that attempt to run old Mac os on a Wii since they're but PowerPC based, but it ended in a ton of conversions and it taking like 20 mins to click something, but it won't be that bad probably

Gonna mess with it once I get a new phone tho, can't now since it's filled with crap

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This has actually been studied. Turns out, zoomers are so reliant on smart technology like tablets and phones, they never actually learned anything about normal PC file systems or extensions. They literally don't understand what a folder is because they've never been exposed to PC or Mac environments.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And there are lots who don't understand what the shift key is for. They use capslock to shift...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Stop. You’re all hurting me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

There was a tech reviewer that scorched Chromebooks for taking away the CapLocks because... he couldn't type capitals anymore!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'm reminded of that infamous game reviewer that couldn't figure out how to jump over a box on the first level of a tutorial. And then gave the game a bad review

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I've seen people comment about needing to teach folder and file hierarchies to young people in CS classes because they grew up with cloud services and auto-save. Dunno how widespread that might be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I am a sophomore computer science student and when I entered freshman year I was very surprised as well. Just last week, I was helping some kid with his intro C++ final and the entire semester, the guy has been saving everything to /downloads. He was wondering why every new program he made in Visual Studio failed to work. It kept messing up because he was in the same directory all the time messing about with the other 5 or so programs he made beforehand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cloud services like Drive etc have folders anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but you can also just upload everything into one giant file orgy. I'd wager most people take that approach.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Animals. Utter animals.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've had to teach folders, file types and extensions to lots of ~18 yo. When I ask them where they saved a files they get confused and generally respond with something like "on the computer".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Forget the 30 year old boomer, I present to you: the 18 year old boomer!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Sample size of 1 person

ZOOMERS

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Millenials are just passing on the abuse they got from the boomers for enjoying avocado toast 10 years ago.

At least making fun of someone’s tech skills is rather harmless compared to questioning the basic desire to eat something other than ramen every now and then.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I call bullshit on this post. Since Windows 10 you can just double click a zip file and it opens up like any other directory (even if it isn't) and shows you the files.

If this zoomer wanted to open it they'd obviously double click.

So calm down boomers, this is fiction.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Maybe they downloaded the zip and then immediately tried to open it in a specific program through the open dialog giving them an error. I see similar mistakes with my parents - they have no concept of where files are, it's just "on the computer" because they rely so heavily on "smart" file picker dialogs that show you everything recent or by a file type no matter where it's actually located.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Maybe it was actually a .7z

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If it's an executeable with dependencies in the archive it might not run without being unpacked.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You can't email exes, but once you zip it there is no exe, it's a zip. If outlook automatically unpacks and scans the zip (which i doubt) you can always password lock the archive

Edit: And my email them i mean attach them in outlook

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Outlook blocks it by default so if you allow exe's to be emailed.. you're pretty stupid.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't use software that imposes arbitrary restrictions on me for my "protection" and suggesting that this functionality is baked into email itself is just factually incorrect.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

more like uhh... bad for everyone cause you presented false information as fact

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The greentext says "he asks for some files", that doesn't sound like an executable, which usually gets blocked by the mail system anyway (even in a zip, if there's no password on it).

But yeah, that is one way to have it broken, besides Windows refusing to run a random .exe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I have yet to meet the braindead skibidy rizz zip file zoomers everyone keeps talking about. I assume I'll find them with the latte avocado toast millennials.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You'd be surprised.

The thing is they tend to be in the same avenues as where you'd encounter tech illiterate people of every other generation too.

While there is a degree to which there's age barriers, it was more a thing going from no computers at all to computers.

Nowadays age means less in terms of tech competency than things like socioeconomic background, professional background, and general interest.

Sports kids in HS who grow up to go into a nepotistic position at a construction business doing sales have roughly the same tech competency if they were born in 1970 or 2000.

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